Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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mj2123 0
Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?
SimpleSimon 0
Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML
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shelbtron 0
i've always thought about people doing that when I pass by pedicure places.. oh, and to be annoying..FURSTTTTTTTTT
tpag3r 0
im just gunna go ahead and click YDI because u went for a manicure when u know you have sensitive feet (or you just wanted an excuse to kick someone in the face) because i applaud you if u enjoy kicking face
xxorganizedmess 0
Fail. Manicures are for hands, durr.
tpag3r 0
woohp my bad it was supposed to be pedicure
Mirequetz 6
Not only that but... you peed your pants? Seriously, if you're THAT ticklish, getting a pedi was just complete stupidity.
shelbtron 0
i've always wanted my comment to be moderated, nice. oh, and i forgot to say this the first time, but it's not really a FML...f whoever was giving you a pedicure cause not only did she have to touch your feet she got kicked in the face.
apfunction 0
umm...this isn't an FML. the lady who got kicked in the face: "today some dumbass came in for a pedi, and didn't tell me she had ticklish feet. I got kicked in the face. FML."
terranada 3
I kno how u feel op I'm very ticklish too...tho idk if i'm ticklish enough to pee my pants...o.O
ssoccerchick97 16
If you're going to be annoying, at least spell "first" right -_-
mj2123 0
Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?
acd23 0
I used to get pedicures at this amazing nail salon in Japan, where you can get some really nice pedicures that are impossible to do at home. My feet are very ticklish, but the end result was worth it, and the pedicure stayed reasonably intact for a couple months. But then again, I'm only so ticklish that I'd only cring my foot back a little when the lady touched my foot, and if the OP knew she would likely kick her foot out when they touched her feet, then that probably wasn't the smartest idea.
Zillabug 3
So just because someones feet are ticklish means that they can't want to have pretty toes as well?
teentee401 37
No it means you shouldn't get a pedicure when you know you'll react that way. I'd rather have ugly toes than kick someone and piss myself
Sun_Kissed18 25
More like FHL, she got kicked and might have to clean it up...
Nixtress 0
Wow, that's well harsh on the woman. Why would you want people touching your feet though?
elara15 0
You could've gotten a pedicure out of a $3 bottle of nail polish instead wasting money on such a service, which now includes clean up and possible medical treatment. Even if you weren't ticklish, it's still a frivolous expenditure. But you are ticklish, and you put yourself at risk, and you made a ridiculous scene. Leave a tip!
Moooooo_fml 0
ur pic disturbs me.
SimpleSimon 0
Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML
tpag3r 0
um not to put u down at all but that was a complete fail reverse fml... i think you should go find something better to do
SimpleSimon 0
You've commented 5 times on this thread already, and I'm the one who should find something better to do?
oliviax3 0
YDI for kicking that poor lady in the face.
Forever2204 0
oh wow FHL
plexico 4
And I'll bet you stiffed her on the tip, you cheap bitch! You need to give her a bouquet of flowers and piece of fine jewelry for cold cocking her in the face and making her smell your urine-soaked panties as she tried to fix your smelly, fungus-ridden hooves.
daewooh8r 0
it's cold CLOCKED not cold COCKED
plexico 4
You're an idiot. It is cold-cocked. Look it up. You might complain that I didn't hyphenate it, or spell it as one word, but there is no such word a cold-clock.
ElMundio87 0
both variations come up with meaningful results on google
tpag3r 0
cold cocked is funnier
E3Q 0
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah That shit is hilarious. I kicked a dr in the face once. Kicked him across the room actually. He said all you will feel is a little pinch. Thats what he got for lying.
jaybrown 0
I hate saying this, but W I N!!!!
Vitamin_C 0
LOL you definitely win!
moonsolomon 0
I barfed on a doctor once.