Today, my girlfriend left town for a month to visit family. Meanwhile, the young woman I hired at my restaurant just got back from vacation with her natural hair color restored. It’s the same color as my girlfriend’s hair, and she made a pass at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
So? Unless your girlfriend and this girl could pass as identical twins, you know your girlfriend's gone out of town. Just don't mess with this girl.
Justkidding100 41
what's with all the YDI? Guy never said it was an FML because he was into her, imo it's an FML because a subordinate suddenly started acting like a stalker!
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MidnaLink 35
So? Unless your girlfriend and this girl could pass as identical twins, you know your girlfriend's gone out of town. Just don't mess with this girl.
JackWood 21
Well just text your gf and ask if it's ok if you sleep with the girl you hired because she has the same color hair.
hopejm 5
watch this girl like a hawk n find a way to legally fire her, although sexual harassment can be an automatic termination. Cuz I smell trouble brewing from her.
Justkidding100 41
what's with all the YDI? Guy never said it was an FML because he was into her, imo it's an FML because a subordinate suddenly started acting like a stalker!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
They did a bad job of making it clear that was the issue. I was pretty confused as to the FML until I read your comment as having the same (natural) hair colour as another woman doesn't equal stalker to me. If that's what's actually going on it's an FML.
Rake 18
going back to her natural hair is being a stalker?
Wadlaen 24
So, you got yourself a holiday/standin girlfriend? I didn't see how this could go wrong...
haydenhades 21
You said it’s her natural hair color why do you assume it has to do with you or her being obsessed with you? Stop idealizing lol
hopejm 5
first, she hit on him. second, she 'said' it's her natural hair color, which a lot of guys don't know shit about.... so yeah, she's bad news.
L0life29 6
dude….dont be stupid!! if you have a good thing with your girlfriend don’t **** it up!!