Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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Top comments
Suaria 38
My question why would you wait 4 years before finally making a move?
WinterChild 20
Guess it wasn't worth the wait.
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Comments (39)
fmypatheticlife 15
Hope you didn't freeze, OP. It won't hurt to try again!
sparkledoge 29
You know, when it's hailing it's usually not that cold... You have more chances of seeing hail storms in summer and it's not rare too see hail during a thunderstorm.
Blackhawk706 23
If it hails again it might hurt quite a lot actually.
Wiringify 22
Just make sure that the weather is clear on that day before trying again.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
4 years in a staring contest? You must have eye boogers the size of sweetcorn kernels!
WinterChild 20
Guess it wasn't worth the wait.
Dragon1248 12
Hope you didn't get hurt too bad OP...
GoldenOP 15
Sorry OP, must not be meant to be
Magnoxidans 19
I think many of us have been there where we wanted someone bad for so long then when the planets finally align it ends up being disappointed. Unlucky OP.
AlexisPaige1124 16
I think that if you haven't experienced disappointment after lusting after someone for so long and finally getting to where you waned to be, you're not a human being. Unfortunately.
Mathalamus 25
Must have been one long staring contest. Sorry...
Suaria 38
My question why would you wait 4 years before finally making a move?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Because people are ******* about talking to the opposite sex.
yenze 18
It must be easy calling other people ******* when your a dick
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
You're*
orangejubejube 20
Maybe someone was in a relationship before now? ..this seems to need a follow up
Syruphs 17
I feel that they both were regulars at the bar, and most likely didn't talk to each other, but then it they ended up talking recently and it led to this situation.
sheramaree 4
We actually did talk plenty of times previous to this. He was in a relationship.
c0ffeeb3an 15
Well, at least now you'll surely say 'Hi' to the next guy you meet a lot quicker.
Magnoxidans 19
Could have just waited undercover somewhere until the hailstorm had passed ..