SummersEve
United States
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
cleangirl
United Kingdom
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Anonymous
Glitterati
Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML
lukey101
Australia
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Anonymous
Central District, Hong Kong
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Lunar-Spice
Free the Flow!
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Keith87
Anaheim, United States
One simple trick
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Shampoodle
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
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twitlight 0
You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.
FatherKnowsBEST 0
Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?
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FatherKnowsBEST 0
Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?
lagginwaggin 0
look at the bright side, now you know why those guys were hitting on you. your hair smelled like vaj wash. P.S. was it the new car smell scent?
saranottelling 7
#26 You're an idiot! If guys were hitting on him it would have to be Pine Forest scent. New Car doesn't get you a guy... I would know... *cries*
lagginwaggin 0
^ lol
iamghostbad 0
^lawl that was cute
wordgirl 0
LMAO: who the hell says "cooter?" :p
lagginwaggin 0
the people at cooter highschool in cooter Missouri might say it alot, just a guess though
okeetard 2
amber from badgirlsclub says cooter also
jessicams 0
At my high school we had to take these assessment tests called the KUDER test (sounds like cooter). OP, YDI. Next time, try read.
adrod 0
ahhahaha
salty777 0
lol
khujo97 0
YDI for not being able to read the label
fuckelijahslife 0
:D haha, dumbass
craigkid 2
.....I live in Missouri ! ... and like only 3 peeps I know say that... go a bit farther south for that one Hun
ducttapewallet 7
Is your hair feminine?
LmaoLolRofl 0
ewwww check before u put something on!
unfortunate_13 5
why eww? it's just soapfree soap with a natural ph, it's meant to wash yourself with, so how can it be "eww"?
summerloolooloo 0
Your hair must smell great.
samantha_durano 6
lol, that's groudy.
Ravtaz 0
you look nice :)
twitlight 0
You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.
ladiesman14 0
so now you smell like a douche bag too ?
dropdeaddani 0
Agree with #5. Labels exist for a reason. YDI for using her stuff anyway.
SephoraSocialite 0
common sense to read a label to know what it is before using it on yourself. don't assume it's shampoo when it could be many things from shaving cream to hair mask to ****** cleaner. YDI
cmac86 24
one of my best friends was in a hurry one time, so he grabbed a spray bottle of what he thought was water to quickly fix his hair. he didn't read it- it was resolve carpet cleaner. he called me over to help him wash it out. I think you and he would get along just fine.
Crush89 0
wow. what an idiot
saranottelling 7
It could have been masculine wash. You know for sure she is a woman now. :)
twitlight 0
^ Optimism WIN