Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
PwnerJohn 0
exactly
LmaoLolRofl 0
ok...and? ...NEXT!!!!-
Shokz992 0
Are you kidding?This is terrible! She'll need months of therapy to even feel safe stepping on scales again ;D
LmaoLolRofl 0
You're right! I'm sorry OP, I hope it all gets better in your life.
dudeitsdanny 10
I'd only call this an FML if the scale was thrown off by her being so fat, her belly rolls were being held up by a towel rack or something
totes_sucks 0
Yes, but then she'd also be a balding yellow cartoon. So that really wouldn't be the main reason her life was F'd.
firecopy 6
you could amputate an arm to lose weight fast...
mrteacup 0
how is it bad at all
blacksuede 0
cool story bro
guitarGoddess 0
exactly. worst things could happen
Silense_is_loud 0
he's kidding right!? how is that an fml ydi for wasting my time with this lame exuse for an fml **** u guy who wrote this comment peice of .
misterbunbuns 0
so? move the rug
mayumm 0
Today, I stepped on the scale and it told me the wrong weight. FML you couldve said just that instead of wasting 30 seconds ofvour lives.
smoshiee 8
Please tell me you're not being serious with that spelling.
stealthpanda 1
drama queen
MissyWissyKach 0
i don't understand if the corner of your rug was on top of the scale wouldn't it make you weigh more? or even if it was under it wouldn't throw the scale off balance i have a million and 3 rugs in my house and my scale never read me wrong. get a life and post a real FML dumbass
idk_what_2_put 0
Today,I tried to FML something that was actually funny but aparently FML found it funnier that an obese woman thought she lost weight but didn't.FML
noobgang7 5
hey 73, she has a life it's just busy being ****** right now or maybe it's under a scale
koirakuen 0
i ate too much and now im fat **** my life
JustStopSucking 0
she shouldn't even bother, she will never have the willpower to become human again
Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
TheAspieDork 27
Yeah I'll take shit that never happened for $800
guckylynn 19
140 is probably about perfect for your height. :)
WHODATNATION 0
ur still here snickerdoodoo?
samantha_durano 6
^^ haha:) and what's the big deal, just try again.
xxprettydisaster 0
jenninsac sounds like a total bitch whos insecure about herself...just saying...
WHODATNATION 0
r u 14?
CallMeHush 1
It isn't the weight, it is the mirror. If you look good it doesn't matter how much you weigh. Muscle weighs more than fat anyway, you could actually gain some weight while shaping a body part.
Ajjas013 6
This is an FML because she's sad about her weight which trigger a serious brain-nerve revelation thingy which compells her to eat some cookie dough ice cream which in turn increases her weight. That's how the cycle is created.