SummersEve
United States
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
cleangirl
United Kingdom
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Anonymous
Glitterati
Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML
lukey101
Australia
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Anonymous
Central District, Hong Kong
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Lunar-Spice
Free the Flow!
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Keith87
Anaheim, United States
One simple trick
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Shampoodle
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
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twitlight 0
You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.
FatherKnowsBEST 0
Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?
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Comments (96)
Norther 1
#34 plz stop fishing for atention at FML, that's just low……
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
well what did u think it would be!? she's a girl there for girly shampoo!!!!! all girls, like my self, use girly shampoo!!!!!!!
zfchatroulette 24
He meant like vag soap not girly smelling shampoo
maty172 14
Just... what? WHAT! I am ashamed for you.
jdawg2010 0
lmfao.
jlperry31 10
Wow..bet ur hair smelled like tuna
jakelumpy86 3
Dont worry ive done the same thing.
daytoday21 10
Read the damn bottle
imhope 23
At least you're clean.
cadillacgal79 32
Learn to read labels.
ArashiGirl 13
Honestly it's not that uncommon...When I was in my early teens I couldn't tell which spray was the spray deodorant and which was...Feminine spray...I used the feminine spray as deodorant for two years before my mom asked me why the heck we were running out of it so fast. Learned my lesson..(Though honestly it worked better then the actual deodorant)
brittaaany_93 38
This is why you always read the labels.