SummersEve
United States
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
cleangirl
United Kingdom
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Anonymous
Glitterati
Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML
lukey101
Australia
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Anonymous
Central District, Hong Kong
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Lunar-Spice
Free the Flow!
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Keith87
Anaheim, United States
One simple trick
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Shampoodle
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
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twitlight 0
You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.
FatherKnowsBEST 0
Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?
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StephyBaby16 0
how long did u use it before ya got the common sense to look at the ******* label?
skyshark 0
it looks like she's trying to make a tough decision...gerbil or beads?
skyshark 0
@16. A dumbass.
XDNurse 0
guys are funny, it's obvious that his gf wouldn't put poison on herself so why read the label, right? lol! at least it's a step up from soap... I know a guy that shampoos and conditions with Irish springs.
Igor_g5 0
I don't put it on my hair before I read the label. Dumbfuck.
Tang35 0
haha ivtried thus nairobi lotion of my sisters on my legs, ya it's burned smelled like shit and did a horrible job. I bet if u use to much u end up gettin off the hair on ur hands too. haha that would suck
TheAnalogKid2112 0
Ewes ****** hair!
Quest_ 13
Silly OP. Vaginal cleanser does not belong on your head. It belongs on ladies' vulvas. YDI for thinking your life is somehow ****** from putting a gentle cleansing agent in your hair, seemingly because of it's association with female genitals.
exquisite 0
I'm still trying to figure out how you 'borrow' shampoo...
Kockdiesel 0
you're such a douche!