Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML
Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
I suggest you have her buy you conditioner for two weeks or longer depending on how long she’s been doing it.
Glowworm56 27
That username is adorable!
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Emma1562 35
I suggest you have her buy you conditioner for two weeks or longer depending on how long she’s been doing it.
Joel Nukl 14
Why do you buy expensive conditioner?
GhostFox 34
Some people have to due the texture of their hair, or lack of natural oils- otherwise they wind up with unmanageable hair. Other people enjoy it and use it as one of their moments of self care. It doesn't really matter either way- if it's OP's conditioner, the mother could have at least mentioned she was using it on the dogs. Which, bathing dogs that often with human targeted products is a great way to **** up the pH of their skin, easing to rashes, itchiness, flaking, and shedding.
Glowworm56 27
That username is adorable!
RichardPencil 32
Probably a wise investment, since you’re probably not the only one smelling your dogs. Who’s smelling you?
davecross 11
Put cheep shampoo and conditioner in your old Bodley and keep the new ones in your room so she doesn't use the expensive stuff
hunterseal 18
Well just a question, who paid for the conditioner ? Just cause you live at home maybe she bought it ~
Malyssab 23
Why isn’t she using dog shampoo/conditioner? Human products can be very harmful to animals