SummersEve
United States
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
cleangirl
United Kingdom
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Anonymous
Glitterati
Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML
lukey101
Australia
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Anonymous
Central District, Hong Kong
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Lunar-Spice
Free the Flow!
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Keith87
Anaheim, United States
One simple trick
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Shampoodle
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
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twitlight 0
You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.
FatherKnowsBEST 0
Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?
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tehbassmasta 0
and trany oil for my gear shifter
thedivinecomeD 0
lol..."borrowing" from your girlfriend. if she gave it to you FYL, but if you "borrowed" it from under her sink, YDI.
opressed 0
Haha, a douche washing his hair with douche. roflmao
canadianbuddy_fml 0
wow is that how bad the economy is, can't pay for shampoo now a days. *tisk tisk*
Billbo23 0
i think that pic is 2535times better...
ImaginaryFoe 1
I like snick's new pic. It looks like she is looking at the previous comment in disgust or maybe checking it for errors. You look older, too. >sigh< I think I am actually starting to like you.
marie93uso 0
way to read the label smart one. ydi
FockinA 0
bwahahaha what a moron. don't you know how to read ? you just use stuff without reading?
twistedprincess 0
Wow. It's called LISTENING when she tells you it wasn't shampoo WHEN you borrowed it. Or did you steal it and be so f*cking stupid to not read the label?
lilbz76 0
Yeah you may as well keep on using it,because you are one big ****** posting some crap like that. Phew, you must be reeeeaallly bored. hey I got an idea, why don't you go take a shower with that new soap you discovered...