Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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Top comments
RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
iFellytone 0
Ouch...
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iFellytone 0
Ouch...
sugababy234565 0
lots of makeup. but you might want to like cake it all over your face.
RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
dani212 0
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.... you do know that once you get them you can NEVER get them again right?
Turnip_Girl 0
Damn. D: Get well soon!
1bored 0
That sukcs :( fyl for sure hope u get better :)
shimmyya88 0
Go anyway. I'm guessing most of the kids there, if not all of em have already had the chicken pox. Maybe put some make up over em and voila. Sorry though, that does really bite.
Aelaena 6
That sucks so much, don't people usually get chicken pox around 7 years old though?
softbonez 0
How do you get to 12th grade without getting chicken pox or the vaccination?
mnvikes 7
Vaccination doesn't always work. And it is required to go to school (at least where I live).
MiseryLotus 0
Most people don't even get the chicken pox anymore. None of my friends or me have ever had it. Unless they started giving vaccines at birth four years after you were born (we're high school freshmen), you should've been immune.
xxorganizedmess 0
I'm the same age as you, and I wasn't immunized at birth(but then, I'm Canadian, so basically it depends where you live)
heathkimbrell 0
Not much of a fml just wear make up
Tobe_fml 0
Ugh, that happened to me. Minus the graduation part. FYL