Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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Top comments
HoboMeth 36
Kiss him in front of them
NonScaryPumkin 22
Well then, you really need friends who believe you more.
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NonScaryPumkin 22
Well then, you really need friends who believe you more.
HoboMeth 36
Kiss him in front of them
crackpotL 33
Gross you shouldn't kiss your cousin.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Well yeah but... He is her boyfriend sooo it's obviously okay don't you think?
domolovesyoshi 33
No because they think he is there cousin and if he went so at to convince of it he could also pretend to be disgusted by her kissing him
vikky538 29
Then they think they are Lannisters!!!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I can't see where OP is from, but in some places, I doubt OP's friends would even care.
mjtg25 3
that's the point
cdgrayson 21
Are you sure he actually said that? You didn't just imagine it?
kowsee 22
*hug* Wish the hug could be real, so imagine it instead :P But seriously, ouch. Sorry OP, hope at the end of the day your bf fesses up.
Tripartita 45
Now is the time to just go along with it and say, "I thought I might as well keep it in the family," before giving him a kiss.
JayBayo 3
I'm surprised your friends didn't in turn claim to be your other cousins that you paid to pretend to be your friends.
fuckpotato 12
Haha that would be hilarious!
Bunnyluver 20
Sounds like he has a nice sense of humor, but it is frustrating to try and prove something, only to be let down again. I hope your friends will believe you soon, it would be hard to fake a potential wedding!
nwwaverider 14
Your boyfriend is awesome
domolovesyoshi 33
I hope he fesses up I'd have gone in the huff but that's just me, I don't see the humour in this so...
Morning_fml 22
Then you must be a pretty boring person. Lighten up.
squizzlebee 19
It's not funny to be the butt of someone's joke though, or to feel like no one believes you. It's easy to see the joke when you're on the outside. Some people may be able to laugh it off but for others, who may have been the butt of people's jokes all their lives and been made to feel like no one takes their feelings seriously, then it's not something you can just shake off, and being told to 'lighten up' again just invalidates their feelings. I'd be upset if that happened to me too. I hope he apologises because even though it might be a joke to him, it's obviously upsetting for OP.
deathshead 19
Well, I am some one who is always the butt of the joke, and you know what, I can ******* laugh it off and get over it, people are assholes, so don't pay their jokes any mind, laugh at yourself more than they laugh at you.
amsterdamgirl 20
that sucks. but it's funny!