Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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KayluhJade 0
I think you'll find that even though what OP's best friend and father did is legal here in Australia, it is still frowned upon. The best friend would be called multiple names including a slag, a ****, a ***** and if the fathers friends, family or work mates found out about it, unless they are trashy, they would shun him. Just because it was legal, did not make it right. I'm guessing OP and her best friend are seventeen. I'm also guessing that OP's father is in his late 30's, 40's or early 50's. That's what, over twenty years age difference? She's still practically a kid. I'm not saying that a large age difference in a relationship is wrong, my brother is 10 years younger thean my sister-in-law and my aunty is a few years older than my uncle, I'm basically trying to say that it's gross for someone of her age to have sexual relations with someone who is over twenty or so years older than she is.
Irribeer101 0
Welll she did warn you and I bet the next time she says something like that, you will believe her
volleyballcrzy4 0
ur dads a tool and ur friend is totally messed up thts sick and wrong and of course ur dad would **** ur friend because 1 hes a guy whos probably constantly horny and nvr gets it from ur mom and 2 hes a petafile!!!! so yea dude fyl :(
omega802 0
this is disgusting.... I gotta out this on my favs
KamilleBlack 3
Ur friend's a ****!!! Is ur dad hot, though? Not that it changes the fact that ur BFF is a *****, but it does change somethings. It makes it less gross if ur dad isn't a old guy with a receding hair like and a bear belly. Ew, and a hairy chest :S Is u dad hot? :P
airpoft 0
TEEHEE!! mo but seriously, **** her dad.
BadKitty13 28
that is wrong on so many levels. Time to A) find a new best friend B) call ur dad out on how gross he is C) Tell ur mom (if she is still living there and not divorced) D) Get counseling E) GET A NEW BED !!!! BURN THE OLD ONE !
yeahiknow0 0
Excuse me while I go and throw up now.
thedabinator 0
uhhhh awkward...?
debois1202 0
1 .Yur frends a hoe 2 .Hope yur dad iz singl kss if he isnt yu shud snitch XD 3 .Yu mite wanna get a neww frend lol