Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Top comments
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
ijenah 0
sucks for you! if I were you I'd tell your mom and use it as blackmail/extortion lol! oh and dump your slurry friend
fuckthisshit91 0
thats ******* disgusting. if i were u i beat the shit out of the friend, tell my dad that he's ******* disgusting and that he needs to buy me a new bed. i don't see y they had to do it in ur bed. Didn't ur dad and friend think about how u would react if u found out. u should tell them both that ur going to have sex with ur friends dad in her bed, see how they like it.
sallen0046 4
It's her fathers house. He can do pretty much whatever he wants in it. Surely you don't think he's the only parent to ever have had sex in a child's bed. For all we know OP could be 35, attending graduate school, and still living at home.
fuckthisshit91 0
thats still really disgusting and wrong
sammi_rubs 0
ewwwwww
proski 0
I'd dump her and hate my dad if I were you
sekkuieekmsl 0
ewwy.
pumpkinstupid 0
If this is real... that's very messed up... people don't really have the boundary concept. I am sorry that happened to you.
MarieXD 0
Awkward...
ChicoSmileyoubac 0
that's soo wrong!!!
kcub56786 0
that's HOT
Taybabe2525 0
wow wat a weirdo dad and friend xD that's sick >.<