Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Top comments
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
aee747 6
hahaha that's so gross
kariabernathy 0
eh. shit happens. I know many hot older men, maybe he had a child at a young age. **** your life for choosing a **** as a friend!
spamf 0
I did that once it was awesome
Sleya 0
305- I have to ask. Are your boobs real or fake? can't get offended you have them out there for the question to be asked.
schoolsuck 8
wow that's creepy I'd kick her but
Independantlove 0
uhm...... *awkward turtle..... swims away*
Dirsh 0
That hella nasty. I hope you not her friend abymore.
Dirsh 0
that b was suppose to be an n. :)
BabyyBecca 0
this is sooo very wrong I would be mad at both!
xtrawesome 0
damn......
Allaineyyy 0
That's disturbing ._. I would throw away your bed if i were you. Oh, and your dad's sick for having sex with your "best friend" and vice versa.