Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, seriously. do you honestly think this guy will risk his doctor's license and many years of study in order to put his sperm in there? What the hell could he possibly gain from it, other than jail time? Act like a confident, high value man, insecurity will just drive her away.
MidnaLink 35
I mean, you're not wrong. But OP has a right to feel that way, and there is a number of cases where the doctor did EXACTLY what he might be thinking. So, I would definitely wouldn't put it past him, but I would wait until a DNA test can safely be performed.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, seriously. do you honestly think this guy will risk his doctor's license and many years of study in order to put his sperm in there? What the hell could he possibly gain from it, other than jail time? Act like a confident, high value man, insecurity will just drive her away.
MidnaLink 35
I mean, you're not wrong. But OP has a right to feel that way, and there is a number of cases where the doctor did EXACTLY what he might be thinking. So, I would definitely wouldn't put it past him, but I would wait until a DNA test can safely be performed.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Fair enough. I think just.. We all have insecurities but usually the only place where a problem exists is inside our heads. So, the important thing is for OP to handle it in an adult, constructive way that shows his wife that he is in control of his emotions. Be the strong leader that she needs.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
A much smarter solution to this would have been to say nothing and then ask for a DNA test after the kid was born to check it belongs to BOTH of you. You could easily get away with saying "If we'd had sex I know egg and sperm must be ours but with a fertility clinic there are other people who could **** it up"
great_nate 26
I am not an expert on this subject, and your post is lacking detail. Are you accusing him of artificially fertilizing your wife’s eggs without her knowledge? Or are you accusing your wife of cheating with him?