Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, some guy punched me square in the face for bullying him through high school. I had no idea who he was, and he was angrily yelling for what I once did to him in teacher X's class. I never had teacher X. Then he realised we didn’t even go to the same school. Mistaken identity = my busted nose. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
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F2M2L 5
why did you change seats?
DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.
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Comments (113)
marinus_fml 20
******* sucks to be you.
dolphincheddar 10
he doesn't like you.
Ryan0510 0
g
Uraharas_Bankai 1
It wouldn't suck as much if OP punched the guy in the face and said "Sorry, I thought you were my friend"
Jimmyd0t 0
learn how to duck
marinus_fml 20
14, Because we all have eyes in the back of our heads...
BADDiam 4
marinus is a genious dammit ..i laughed so hard haha
2ndSucks 15
15- You dont have eyes in the back of your head? Damn. Youre missing out. But then again, I dont generally slap my friends upside the head in the theater.
dolphincheddar 10
having eyes on the back of your head is essential for a lot of things. my personal favorite being doggystyle
NomadicFlo 4
Dolphin - but that wouldn't make any difference, unless you're the one on all fours
tsume24 3
33: I think that's what 26 was implying.
fthislyfe 22
Yeah I think the back of my head was so similar to that person. (wow my FML was posted again! I'm so excited :D)
nahgemoohc 17
Maybe you shouldn't have switched seats?:p
urdirtyolduncle 15
Did he yell "Boom! headshot!"
sirbrainiac 2
He was hitting on you. ;)
ArentICute 0
I think it's more of the guy's FML.
kaykay9080 5
Should've hit the dick in his dick, simple and sweet. :3
FMijnLeven 11
I actually sympathise with the guy. I could have made the same mistake. Twice. :(
babbu18 0
I don't think it was a mistake... ever seen the guy around?
LuukBaas 0
hé ben jij NL?
F2M2L 5
why did you change seats?
DocBastard 40
Maybe because random fucktards were battering him? Just a thought.
airforce987 20
if she didn't change, the guy would have remembered it wasn't his friend sitting there.
fthislyfe 22
2 reasons: I got angry I thought he might be playing pranks on me so I changed my seat
SamInThe407 4
what kind of question is that? if someone hits you in the back of the head do you want to sit in the same place? i would have assumed the guy would be more careful next time he wacks someone. he was probably playing a prank.
gottaluvisabella 0
hehe fucktard.......
dolphincheddar 10
72. thank you for your thoughtful and highly contributing comment. please refrain from speaking as your making my head hurt from an overload of stupidity.
partyfool2011 4
*You're
lovejdbieber 0
73 u just got told- nice goin 95 ;)
lopez1222 3
hahahahaha, punch him! it would be better than the movie!
jtcballoon 0
sick abs bro
johnson94 5
hey you're kinda cute :).. just joking you're a douchebag for having that photo.
lovelydarlings 6
Try finding a seat somewhere far away from that dude.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
he will still probably punch OP again...
Dudelike89 8
Just sit behind him...
BADDiam 4
Maybe he likes you?:O
saraitkddh 47
plot twist : he is gay...
Molord1 0
just have sex with him... problem solved
Iwashere12345 0
sex does not solve all problems.... mostly :)
Fruitmonster2 15
Hmm, I thought it was impolite to hit a woman... erm, I mean illegal. Seriously, I don't give a damn what gender you are. You hit me, I hit back.
Person1233 13
The same with animals! If a dog humps my ankle, I'm humping back!
puppyXluvz123 9
your disgusting!
Person1233 13
My disgusting what? You didn't finish your statement.
MrSassypants 34
24 you wouln't hump a dog if it did it to you? Then why you give yourself that name? If you want to keep that name I suggest you make sure you give that puppy, love. As trolls would put it, "*********** FTW!"
Thabb 0
I thought that part of the FML was the guy thinking OP was a dude, but that's just me I guess.
airborn54 0
that's when you accidentally spill your drink and popcorn on him
joooeee 3
If at first you don't succeed, hit that bitch again.