S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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joshizzle3 1
Wow grammar fail. Possessives can't be antecedents.
Dalarsco 0
You people suck. Sometimes animals run out into the road and there is no time to stop before you hit them. If the guy was in a position where he could be chased with a shotgun then clearly he did the right thing and got out of his car to help.
onnielief 4
They clearly overreacted if you hit the dog by accident. Have them arrested! This behaviour indicates it is not normal that everyone with an IQ over 40 is allowed to have a gun in the US!
missey_jey 0
if someone hit my dog with a car i would chase them all the way to their house with a shotgun my dogs are my babies
Achoogirl 0
If you hit my dog with your car, you would be a dead man.
hawtsawze 0
You tried to drive away for a mile?! You should have stopped immediately... or drive more carefully. Poor dog.
paulious 0
im gonna skip the whole 'you deserved it' thing (even though you did) and say, how the hell are you gonna get home with your neighbour wanting you dead?
soamazinxoxoc 0
I love how because it's a dog most people feel sorry for you... if it was a kid no one would; and yes children DO run into the street, my dad saved a little girls life who was hit by some moron driver. I don't believe in violence but if you hit my pets I might do something irrational too.
clahdupe 0
YDI YOU'RE A DUMBASS. I HOPE YOUR NEIGHBOR BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN
wowyurcool1 0
I don't blame them. you deserved it Jack ass