Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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Top comments
poppunkette 22
Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!
wakemeupplease 21
lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house
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Comments (84)
kozzard 17
However, that also gets glitter all over the room, and no one wants that
PizzaElHutt 7
If anything put a lock on your door.
snarkytruth 37
It their house their rooms. I've known parents to remove doors from kids rooms before for punishment . We always had cheap hollow doors. Dad would have busted them down before we ever got the lock out of the package!
fruity_lover 7
Oh my gosh is your last name armstrong?? And haha drugs
Gillett 23
Sounds like Mom and Dad need to go and buy their own drugs
blackonblight 33
Reserving judgement until we know if OP had drugs or not.
Deetz_Meerkat 2
Well, did you have any?
Stopcomplainin 0
Damn if you didn't already assume they do this wherever you're gone in general, you have no insight whatsoever
shannon2348 14
That doesn't even make sense. I'm pretty sure they could do that while you're in school.