Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
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Top comments
Dale_xD 15
Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L
Vanity_Knight 3
Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD
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Comments (116)
Dale_xD 15
Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L
bettadenne1 0
....so what did u bowl?
Dogman332 0
It sounds like they had a ball!
reyemrein 0
let's give dogman a rousing golf clap for his brilliant pun
majones 0
YDI for going bowling.
Talksyic 0
I hate puns. They're so corny. OP, sounds like your friend was being a day old douche bag.
saish 0
lol
Dale_xD 15
To #6 . . . Myself *blush*
Tripout 0
^^^^^ 0_0 anyone else think this is random???
nates0210 0
noooo... they said don't mess up! follow directions next time.
MetroidSlayer01 8
@11, *shakes head*
isreal 0
beat his ass then throw the ball at him
that1bowler300 1
your not the only one. lol I see that a lot
HoesInaBox 0
36 and 38 made my day!
jerrman 0
hahaha, nice!!!
Felium 0
lol i actully laguhed at this
bcns 0
bahahahahahahahaha
MadaZer0 8
Haha... He likes dropping balls on himself XD
M4V3R1CKR13 0
bitch slap her for revenge >:)
TapeMan_3000 0
that sucks hope this guys foot doesn't need medical attention
mmhmm138 0
He deserves it for not listening to his friend
theian01 3
... You messed up.
rawrlily 0
Shut the **** up Donny.
katplayer 4
I hope the ball wasn't too heavy.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
I hope it was.
natedog193 0
^this
Averizzle 0
Threesome
pepsie_fml 0
hAha wow
snuu_man 0
I guess you should have listened...
reyemrein 0
and the acceptance bar for an FML just got lower
bigpapi210 0
that sucks
matt1234321 0
hahaha smooth
samantha_durano 6
:) good job.
beiberlookalike1 0
samantha_durano is hotttt!!! :)) dammm nice pic!!;)) <333
MermaidSongXOXO 6
A broken foot? Pshh. No. That's too simple. You have a highly untreatable crack in the bone plates of your foot that will require months, maybe even years, of physical therapy to heal. At least, that's what you're gonna tell your friend. Get where I'm going with this? :]
Ajjas013 6
His fingers were all... Buttery. YDI for getting your fingers buttery xD
Hanban 0
Mmmm... Yummy.
Ajjas013 6
At least he didn't whip out the lotion :)
Ajjas013 6
It's on Google. Type in moo :)
purplemnm 9
Marie Antoinette is my favorite historical character :D
cheesepuffs159 0
fursttttt and ydi only old people bowl
rawrimapenguin 0
im 14, and i bowl sometimes. its fun. and im not old. XD
matt1234321 0
relly first? check ur number retard
Tripout 0
dude she was talkin about her AGE. although idk where the hell she's gettin any ages from 0_0
fisheatsbear 6
I think she got it from being a woman
NGM_47 0
SUE! SUE! SUE!! - After all, that's the American way, right?