Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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Top comments
poppunkette 22
Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!
wakemeupplease 21
lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house
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Comments (84)
limegreenpoopie 31
And hopefully they won't find any, so imagine the look on their faces.
DanCastellaneta 17
Here's a better plan; OP tricks his parents into thinking he's going over, he silently waits and sits in the living room, and the rest writes itself.
randomheartthrob 7
Flip the table on them. Hide the drugs in their room, then accuse them of drug use
DanCastellaneta 17
This would work if OP has the chance to secretly hide drugs in their room.
writerchic85 26
If you don't have drugs then no worries
Kurby14 21
well, hopefully, it's proven useless cause your not doing drugs! hope they stop soon, op. fyl!
abNormal62 23
Are you telling me that Jay and silent Bob or raiding your stash when you go out?
roxigrl14 8
Well if you don't have drugs then you get to stay out late while they go snooping.
733yoda_fml 19
Did they find any?
bleedingglitter 24
That's dumb. If you are out late with friends then obviously you'd have the drugs with you. Silly parents.
islaie 1
So the question here is... Did they find anything? Lol
soulcrusher11 16
u find this put cuz they found drugs? or?