Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?
Reyo 2
So let me get this straight, you never found any drugs, right? We found this baggie! But did you find any DRUGS? We found this bag- I didn't ask if you found a baggie, I know you found a baggie, I asked if you found any DRUGS. Bag- DRUGS! ba- DRUGS! ...b- DRUGS! ......no fucken thought so.
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?
Reyo 2
So let me get this straight, you never found any drugs, right? We found this baggie! But did you find any DRUGS? We found this bag- I didn't ask if you found a baggie, I know you found a baggie, I asked if you found any DRUGS. Bag- DRUGS! ba- DRUGS! ...b- DRUGS! ......no fucken thought so.
Kami84 0
You are amazing. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
laurenarnold 6
dang. over protective much?
Dmars444 4
tell them it's because you have obsessive parents that don't respect your privacy and won't stay the f@&k out of your room!
TheFlyingMan 8
I would of.
CaptainDoorknob 7
40 - You are the grand ******* winner of a million internets.
rambles 0
super protective parents
No_Heart 0
I'm suprised his parents didn't claim him to be a rapist when they found his dick.
DomK 0
lol..#10 win.
discoguru 0
Lol .. Funny !
DizzyVulps 0
nice
marc_with_a_c 3
Wow your parents are really stupid.. hope you move out of there soon!
did_it_4_lulz 0
They must be, especially because those little bags usually have holes (from that little plastic thingy that attaches them to the article of clothing. So, FHL for having stupid parents.
xxreikoxx 31
Wow...I certainly do hope they at least listened to you and took the liberty of helping you clean up the mess they made. They should at least do that after making it look a lot worse than mine. -.-;
PotatoBlankey39 2
Hmm. Didn't know smoking plastic buttons was something new to get you high. I would say your mom and dad need to relax a little bit...that's just silly they would even think that. ...and forgetting about the fact they apparently confused buttons for a white powder or something, have you given them a reason to suspect that your doing drugs?
xxreikoxx 31
OP's parents aren't as nosy as my mom, who will literally go right through my things while I'm in the room and compulsively make my bed while I'm home. Fringe disadvantage of living in a home that's dysfunctional. You have almost no privacy. I feel slightly sympathetic for the OP. FYL.
LilaBear 2
xxreikoxx - oh, FYL, you have a mother who compulsively makes your bed... that's so much worse than having your parents tear your room apart and scream at you for doing drugs when you don't... shut up.
CaptainDoorknob 7
Did they even bother to smell it first? The bags smell like it for days.
JojoPotatoe 0
I feel really sorry for you, I know what it is like to have parents who can't just mind their own flippin' business (when they're supposed to. It's different when you're a kid), and always allow themselves to assume all sorts of random shit about you, without (and more importantly BEFORE) really knowing what's going on in FACT, and mistake their misinterpretations for a universally acknowledged truth.... Keep strong...
Shady_R 0
In this case his parents jumped to the wrong conclusion yes but I think the fact that he still lives at home, regardless of age mean his parents get some say in how he lives his life. If you really want independence get your own place.
JojoPotatoe 0
You are making a perfect point here, although unfortunately you can't always find a place of your own just like that, like, overnight, and in the meantime, having to cope with such behaviour can feel pretty tough. The bloke must have felt awful to realize his parents obviously didn't trust him, unless they had good reasons not to, as far as we know, they shouldn't have... Anyway my point wasn't about his parents having their say, it was about instantly assuming crazy shit on their own, making up stories from scratch and taking it all for granted before even having the littlest piece of serious evidence, d'you know what I mean, having a word with their son about it, or gradually getting further clues to corroborate it all. Unless they had some serious reasons to become suspicious of him, coming up with such theories is just so absurd I'd understand if the OP had been pissed off....
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Well the good news is now you can do drugs as it is unlikely to happen again. amirite? so congratulations.
DTbasketball 0
Are you on drugs? Because that makes little to no sense.
expen_dable 0
Tell them that they are morons, since those little baggies aren't big enough for a decent amount of coke, and heroin comes wrapped in tinfoil. DUH!
thisguyinc 0
What!?
GrapefruitZoe 0
The point was weed, not any hard stuff. Which, frankly, is a pretty acceptable drug to be doing. Either way, jumping to conclusions is stupid, because it's hard to get weed smell out of bags. You'd notice.
nygunns1 0
u could probelly get a gram or so of weed in there. but it would smell
GreenDaemon21 0
and were you, or were you not, using the baggie to store the goods ur parents claimed u had?
Yarrachel 16
YDI for wearing dress shirts.