Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
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Top comments
MasterShake1100 0
Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL
genesisnirvana 11
This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.
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Comments (141)
Bijaglo 3
Maybe you should follow in the family business.
garrettsgirl 0
That funny on every single level haha srry OP
MizzErikaHart 8
I agree. Its like awesome, epic, and a lil sad all at once.
Jimster1712 0
FYL!! and ur dad didnt share any of the drugs with you? shame on him! what a terrible father you have!!
CathyCraaazy 8
Or maybe he shouldn't follow in the family business, since his dad doesn't seem to be very good if he keeps getting raided ..
jayalexander 7
OP's dad is a California mob boss
andres19 0
I would have a talk with your father. I'd first mention that if you are going to be a dealer than one must at least know how to keep from getting raided. Secondly, I would demand a reason for why your father never told you and therefore caused you to go out and buy from shady dealers.
lydia_is_gayyy 1
Drug dealers aren't as cool as nuke dealers, like me. I'm on America's Most Wanted. I was right behind Osama Bin Laden. Now I'm first. So I think I'm the badass.
LaughinStock 16
Lol my house got raided twice my stuff was everywhere. They had my airsoft guns lined up on my desk making it seem like they were real. My door was busted in and my whole house was just blah. :( l feel for you op it's pretty ******* crazy
YessyxD 8
47 - You're more like The Dumbass!!!! The most wanted guy is Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman. Now if you're talking about ATF it's actually Daniel Perez.
VeroAnne 11
And he didn't share with you? What kind of a father is that??? No I'm jk, fyl I'm sorry .
fanceh 10
"aww, they seem like nice people."
cldean24 4
I doubt daddy was slinging a little pot.
enonymous 9
If they are there so much can you ask them where the remote is... I cannot find that thing anywhere...
tatababe 1
Awe at least the cops were sweet about it trust OP I know how you feel
Gourmet_Taco 0
This could be an episode on Breaking Bad lol
RealChinese 7
He keeps getting raided but apparently he hasn't been to jail yet. So I'd say he's doing pretty well for himself.
MasterShake1100 0
Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL
MJangel18 2
How do you know it's a girl?
MasterShake1100 0
I can dream can I? Lol
SirObvious 1
Let your hats fly as high as your dreams master shake!
jaderosaley 0
I thought it was a girl too
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Uhh... Nice to meet you too officer...
Nanall 15
That does suck, but you never wondered where that money came from?
SadinSherman 16
I am thinking the dad would have invented a cover story
shovels 0
Most people assume that their parents have normal jobs and that they're not drug dealers. Maybe that's where s/he thought the money came from.
brokenangelexy 13
I agree with Cathy he isn't very good at it if he gets his house raided regularly
jarico75 1
He must be good if they don't find enough evidence to arrest. I would think OP would have notice if dad had been jailed a few times.
rattusrattus 19
"Daddy's on a business trip... for the next few years... well, you know how the corporate world is sweetie..."
MaRi3_ZaN3 0
i agree with 43.
AlwaySunny 0
thanks for the input 89
pieintheface 0
Do they come by often? They could come over for dinner
otb113 7
And for desert: special brownies.
slimjimboy 0
I wasn't hungry when I came home but now I ate this brownie I am starving.
NoodleBurger 0
I sincerely hope you used your manners, and made the nice cops some java. u_u
goin4Ayog 0
Thats ****** up
KaintukeeBob 13
The worst part is, you've had to buy them through middlemen, at twice the price! Really, your father should be ashamed. Also, these must be very polite 'raids' if the searches were so unobtrusive that you never noticed their aftermath, and they never found enough to put your dad away.
cameron194 9
haha the dads doin somethin right:p
minktheshrink 0
Or the house is such a mess that one would be unable to tell there ever was a raid
zachherbert 10
and 34, your doing something wrong. that an flex picture
zachherbert 10
*ab
bigfoot89 4
maybe it's because OP is full of shit and there was no raid. as if the cops would say that
ukrage 1
duuude hit the gym and tan before u post that shit lol
shanie123 10
wth? you've never noticed that?
iGlasses 4
Wow.... At least they think better of you than your dad.
ThisGi 0
To them it's like a regular thing to go to your house
geekpowerwtf 0
And who says that the cops ain't polite?