Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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Top comments
poppunkette 22
Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!
wakemeupplease 21
lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house
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Comments (84)
wakemeupplease 21
lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house
vikky538 29
This was my first thought.
I_see_your_anger 10
They gotta break in the new stuff somehow.
Sandsh8rk 36
If you're not doing drugs then you have nothing to worry about bro.
BlockOfRedStone 25
True but it's very insulting to a lot of people when their parents are suspicious of them doing drugs.
poppunkette 22
Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!
piiiiiou_fml 12
Don't complain for having parents who pay attention to your health.
DanCastellaneta 17
Paying attention to ones health =/= being paranoid about drugs
rockyhorrorQT 12
I can understand OPs frustration and upset. If you truly have nothing to worry about or hide but people think otherwise, especially if OP didn't give a reason for the thoughts, it's annoying at best. It's their issue, OP, not yours. Good luck.
Dave_Davington 34
So did they find any?
AndyPurdy 31
at least they care about your health
vikky538 29
Its a win- win situation OP they dont find the drugs nd you get to party late
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Did they find any?
DanCastellaneta 17
There has to be more to this story.