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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML

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Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

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wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

vikky538 28

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:11

This was my first thought.

I_see_your_anger 10

Monday 20 April 2015 4:16

They gotta break in the new stuff somehow.

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:07

If you're not doing drugs then you have nothing to worry about bro.

BlockOfRedStone 25

Monday 20 April 2015 1:54

True but it's very insulting to a lot of people when their parents are suspicious of them doing drugs.

poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

piiiiiou_fml 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:14

Don't complain for having parents who pay attention to your health.

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:45

Paying attention to ones health =/= being paranoid about drugs

rockyhorrorQT 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:37

I can understand OPs frustration and upset. If you truly have nothing to worry about or hide but people think otherwise, especially if OP didn't give a reason for the thoughts, it's annoying at best. It's their issue, OP, not yours. Good luck.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:38

So did they find any?

AndyPurdy 31

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:45

at least they care about your health

vikky538 28

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:12

Its a win- win situation OP they dont find the drugs nd you get to party late

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:51

Did they find any?

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:57

There has to be more to this story.

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