Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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johnnyshred612 4
I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.
karlcolt45 19
gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car
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Comments (85)
chinagirl3343 8
You mean "wife", right? Run dude, run!!
SillyGirl4602 23
49- I agree. My parents got married after 6 months if dating. They ended up getting a divorce. They did try to fix the relationship by going to therapy among other things. They just realize they're better off as friends. Many people do not try though. They just quit without fighting for their relationship. If op's wife isn't trying to fix the relationship then I don't think she is worth it.
manchild0225 6
Honestly anything that you value "sell" it to a friend or forever lose it....or you should put in a family member's name that's what im doing so I can keep all my stuff just in case the marriage fails
Zebediabolical 45
With an attitude like that, the marriage probably will fail.
chuckcloninger 12
Time to lawyer-up!
mantiquillas 2
Dodged a bullet on that one, be single and only date, getting married complicates everything!
RoseBlack123 37
So... you're pretty much paying for your own unwanted divorce...? FYL OP
AerBear115 15
You said "a divorce" is that you! Or does she have an unknown husband?