Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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johnnyshred612 4
I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.
karlcolt45 19
gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car
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Comments (85)
pasha92 5
Snake
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
#29: So, you are saying that since there may be a chance she won't talk about it that he shouldn't even try?
onorexveritas 24
behind your back... hmm...
ninaskyez 12
No shame! && sorry to hear(read) that!
0h_Boy 26
Who's divorce might that be?
Twitch5253 4
at least something that was broken is now being fixed.... too bad he had no idea the marriage was broken
Kitten_Calderon 14
I'm so sorry Op. she pretty much just suckered you into paying for a divorce you didn't give consent to as well
shrode65 6
You're screwed dude.
M3DIC4T3 29
Divorce from you? Divorce from another person she secretly married? How could you not know about this, not only is divorce costly, there's lawyers and courtrooms and judges involved. YDI for sticking your head in the sand!
mosiz 3
Hopefully the hoe breaks down on the way to court, receives contempt, and loses face in the proceedings.