Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Top comments
johnnyshred612 4
I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.
karlcolt45 19
gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car
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Comments (85)
crazytwinsmom 25
Is that meant literally or referring to something sexual? Could be either.
BaronVonSteuben 5
Yeah, that's women for you.
mrperspire 4
People don't realize the commitment marriage upholds. They get into a few fights and want a divorce. People also date for a shorter time. More people get married after a year or 2 of dating. That just isn't enough time to decide your life. Idk. Just to me 90% of the people who divorce are just quitters. They deserve to be alone.
FightMyLiger 19
Clue: "Oh, what did the mechanic say? He said the dingswitch was going off because the... gas hole was broken. And something about the flux capacitor."
kirb2154 3
At least she can't drive too far.
Lilo4life 26
Take the car and the money in the divorce.
primadonnagirl 13
Divorce to you or someone else?
InfamousLastWord 9
If she is OP's wife, like he said, then OP would be the only person, the wife could be divorcing.
outoftown 27
Time to find your own mechanic... er, attorney... OP.
ni0ve 9
wow
dxterfan2713 2
You better fight your ass off to get something positive out of this shitty situation!