Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it
flockz 20
now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.
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Comments (155)
xosportsgirl14x 8
That's hilarious, not an FML.
Turboblaze 0
You....love your bofriemd so much you kept his boxers? Not just any boxers but banana boxers. Lol
melchibr_fml 0
What's wrong with that?
Turboblaze 0
I did not say its wrong
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
But you laughed at it, implying you think it's stupid. My girlfriend has a lot of my clothes. It's not weird? Now if I had her clothes... Well that's a different story...
melchibr_fml 0
Uh you seemed pretty weirded out that she kept the boxers.
rhysfucker 24
I think Turboblaze was trying to make the point that OP's Mom didn't find just any boxers, but boxers that imply that OP's man is hung with a "big banana".
Turboblaze 0
12- Actually i'm laughing at the boxers. Your girlfriend has lots of your clothes, but do they have bananas?
Nanobytez 5
Nope, even better. Hearts.
Jovecove 13
I hope those boxers don't have cream in them.
sheethapins 13
I phucking love bananas. Especially the big ones.
emmanizzer 6
My friend Keenan once had boxers that had little weiner dogs on them and said, "Find the Weiner". :)
mrszane93 5
I would've just laughed about it with my mom.
warriorgirl15 7
Woos why do ppl get mad over a combat like this!
sleepRX 16
I'm slightly embarrassed for you, #30, for I gather you always had a "heart on" every time you wore the boxers? ;)
brettlovesgirls 4
71- cool story bro, tell me another.
shadystyle 6
if she's laughing about your boxers, she's too young
Nanobytez 5
81, I'm ok with that. I have no desire to be socially accepted :p
mrszane93 5
I would only be laughing because I would be married to the person (since I AM married) and have an awesome sense of humor.
emmanizzer 6
I don't have any others :( But I'm glad you liked it. :)
WCARlover 35
Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it
rexgar2000 10
"where you at, where you at, where you at, where you at!"
nixter5 18
"Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!" Or in this case a banana...
XKXKKXK 10
Better than it saying "Small Banana", right?
tragicnightmare 15
but you don't know that for sure..
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Really don't see how this is that bad... Your mom didn't even react how my girlfriends would have. Consider yourself lucky haha. And did your boyfriend go home without boxers?? Haha
catafreakincombs 0
its peanut butter semen time.
zmunnam 5
So?
sexygurl725 0
Haha sucks for uuu
ByronJess 17
That's why I always do my own laundry after trips (:
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
That's why boxers only have ananas on them. Banana is just messed up
graham11 14
46- goatse...
erikaa916 0
exactly, if she had learned how to do her own damn laundry she wouldn't have gotten caught. stupid teens, can't even wash their own clothes but they think they're mature enough to have sex.
graham11 14
Okay.. sorry everyone. Unneeded nasty reference. My sincere apologies
rhysfucker 24
I'm pretty sure your mom knows that you weren't sleeping in separate tents. She does now, anyway...don't sweat it too much OP.
docscientist 10
It was out of necessity, he could only pitch his tent.
SuperKnuckels 6
everyone likes bananas. whats the problem?
tylersign 11
I used to have a big banana, then I took an arrow in the knee.
rhysfucker 24
OP's mom's search of her laundry bag was quite fruitful...