Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Playing the long game
Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
False Advertising
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
Shady dealings
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Baseless
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
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Comments (85)
xxdakotaxx 0
woot im first for the first time now i can finally say.. SECOND!! :D btw. Marriage fail, u shoulda hit it and quit it
spiderman0606 0
@ 2: When you're head over heels in love, sometimes you don't see obvious signs of how much it's unrequited. Sorry OP, I know how you feel to a lesser extent. It only lasted 3 months.
Kungfujunk 0
you should have said I only married you for your sister, *****
swagga0n1oo 0
Snick, how would you know signs? You are the last person I see on this Earth being in a relationship. You whine more than anyone on FML, you think your better than everyone, and you are just a complete bitch. To the OP, man that sucks...sometimes we are so blind by love we cannot see who people really are.
xxdakotaxx 0
If u woulda read it, i said i got first for the first time >.> and i said second to make fun of the losers who say first
candy1 0
so blind by love... aww yor a sweet one!
swagga0n1oo 0
I don't know if that is sarcasm or not, but thanks. lol
sasukesharingan 0
**** u aré hot
sugarbabyxoxo 2
hope you signed a ****** prenuptial agreement! Jesus what a dumb bitch!
bettadenne1 0
well at least now u can take her outa ur will and marry someone else =]
dudeitsdanny 10
Snicks- ... Love is blind. Don't be so bitter. You're not even 18 and you seem to think love is so black and white. It's a shame. And to add to the comment about the prenuptial by 19: If you aint no punk holla ‘We want prenup' ‘WE WANT PRENUP!'
Shae84 0
what the hell does a 16 year old know about relationships?!?! Go proof-read your term paper, Snicks.
dudeitsdanny 10
Tsk, tsk, tsk. You're supposed to proofread until you can't see out of one eye. =P
swagga0n1oo 0
I'm pretty sure Snick got raped tonight on FML. On almost all the new FML's uploaded, she has been proven that she does not know everything on each one. I'm waiting for her FML to come up, today Google.com gave me false information about McDonalds, Prostate Exams, and Love. FML!
penpal33 7
Y am I not surprised at your comment... your becoming as predictable as a 'Re-Run' ... Must be a manufacturing Fault :-D
dudeitsdanny 10
@39 Lmao!
swagga0n1oo 0
Ha, books on love, fastfood and prostate exams? HAHAHA....Get outta here snickers.
dudeitsdanny 10
Snicker- I'm not saying we WANT it to be blind, but it happens. I'm a freaking logic-maniac in the way you seem to be, but when it comes to love... I'm at a loss. Sometimes when you're in love you want them to love you back and don't notice that maybe they don't feel the same. Then you realize that maybe you didn't, either, but it's easier to see clearly as a third-party.
penpal33 7
Don't take my comment in a negative way, but for a girl who reads a lot, you sure don't have alot of common sense ....
redbluegreen 41
Morons are we today? Guys, obviously there are signs when you're married or dating someone who's only in it for the money. Trust me, my dad was one of those people. Yes, love isn't black and white, but you shouldn't be so blindly "in love" not to notice someone is taking advantage of you. It's only common sense. I could rant about being in love, but what difference is that going to make? The point is, you can't just not use your brain and ignore such signs because you're in love. Attacking Snickers isn't going to make you any more right or wrong, because she's telling the truth. You don't need a book or the internet to know this sort of thing. Come on people!
bwhahaha_fml 10
haha 11 let me try to prove you wrong. snick want to go out?
cookiemobzta 0
this is why you only hit it and quit it
LHoov 0
"It's something that you need to have! because when she leave your ass she gonna leave with half!"
ImaginaryFoe 1
#54 and danny are right. If you've never completely fallen for someone, you really don't know what it's like. Besides, there may not have been signs. You watch too much tv if you think it's always a young, hot blonde with a rich, old man or frumpy nerd millionaire. And some people are born actors/actresses or sociopaths and don't give themselves away.
tease 0
Thank you swagga! You r totally right... 1-0 straight up!
guckylynn 19
47, it's possible. a lot of booksmart people have no common sense. growing up I was very booksmart but lacking in the common sense, then things changed when I went to college. it's kinda like a being sheltered thing, those kids don't need common sense because no situations like that are there for them. and I'm not trying to be mean to snicks in any way. it's just true
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
@ snickerdoodles How would a little 14 year old girl know about marriage and if they married for love or not. This is why if you have a lot of money you get a prenup. If she gets offended then she wants your money. If she says okay I want you not your money then your good.
DaBluedude 0
hah you keep telling yourself that peaches. op this is why we have prenups.
ImCool7 0
thank you number 11
Prototype12 0
just tell her, "Ive been having an affair with your mom"
dudeitsdanny 10
Or have the affair. She's leaving with half, anyway.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Don't you just love that every time Snickerdoodles comments on here it turns into a ''Verbal War of Epic Proportions''? Man I love this website.
Tripout 0
@54 THATS HOW STDs ARE SPREAD inbred swine -_-
Tripout 0
@11 snick is awesome. If I knew her I would ask her out, or at least try to be as good of a friend as possible, that way even though we'd never go out I'd still be a good enough of a friend to stay in her life XD but you wouldn't understand that would you -_-
voodootrucker 0
they all marry for money
demomanX 0
hope you had her sign a prenup
AndreaHaha 0
I agree with 11 I don't know you snick but u seem like u know everything or somthing I'm not hating that's the last thing on my mind. ha but just chill
d2r 0
Observation Win: snickerdoodles is ignorant. have a nice day.
ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0
that's a pretty good one.
Yee12 0
Snickerdoodle.... get some friends
heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
relyo 0
Please tell me you got a prenuptial agreement. No? HA! YDI. /HALF!
FYLDeep 26
Be like, "Bitch, make me a sammich, I ain't paying you for nothing."
xxdakotaxx 0
@91 .. win =D
Eddie_Paints 0
What did you expect? She knew you was wealthy when you were dating,and Women are all about the Security!!
ilovebradiew 0
i love u cos you're first, love for the people that say they're first :) haha and aww, that sucks. she cld be just saying that
Mx_Rider 6
lmao at #1 you ******* fail! op, thats ******... girls these days.. you gotta love them.
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
ilovebradiew 0
i love u cos you're first, love for the people that say they're first :) haha and aww, that sucks. she cld be just saying that
strandedinalimo 0
Exactly how much money? Lol.
Elfkid21 19
That's tacky.
Ouroboros_fml 0
cut her pretty face before she leaves you so no one else will want her.
DJuan 0
ydi for lettin get know ur rich bfor y'all got serious. in that situation u shouldve acted like an average Joe and when the time is right be like hey btw I'm rich as ****. but instead u chose to be the big shot. dumbass
sugarbabyxoxo 2
how the **** does what you said even make sense. how do you fake being poor or hide being rich. you can't they were married for four years douche bag! like how do you... ugh never mind your an idiot.