Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved
IntoTheClouds 42
What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .
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IntoTheClouds 42
What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .
margie2194 12
Of course she's from Alabama.... Lol :P
FirstTigerHobbes 13
I could see this FML being a horror movie
XxDevilxXGt 26
No it's ok. They all say that! Be brave op, just keep katana with you just in case though.
n_epic_fail 14
Now she sounds like the reincarnation of Hitler, sounds like she wants to gas you. "suffer till your last breath."
crabbyabby718 0
Or a comedy
girl112891 7
I'm so glad I get along with my boyfriends mom!
KnowDick_LoveHim 3
I really don't think anyone cares about whether or not you get along with your boyfriend.
thiscrazything 1
NEVER argue this the mother in law. Just be nice like nothing ever happened, and quietly unfriendly her. Done.
ChronicBluntz420 7
Mother in law stands for woman Hitler.
monkeysuncle213 6
Listen I've got some friends.. We can make this problem disappear.. Call me..
GovernorGeneral 8
^ it was the phone call that made her not want to go outside.....not fb.
SeaMen 3
108 you never go full retard...how many times do we have to tell you
Tommananaze6T9 4
I dont know about you guys but I think she sounds like a nice lady.
BrickWalls 2
She sounds like Freddy and Jason on steroids T^T
iloveshim 14
You got the FaceBook messages to prove it.
kayhodg99 4
Hurtful. But sadly true- Man from Alabama
ICATiger 13
Got to love in-laws...
logan1819 4
Sweet home Alabama
ClassyCommando 13
Alabama? So the "in-law" part was redundant?
Oasispetro1 4
Tell ur fiancee and then he will deal withnit
TylerBurden 21
Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved
ICATiger 13
And some garlic. Just in case.....
Jakesterk96 8
The power of Christ compels you bitch.
attaboy368 20
yeah sounds like she will def. need to use all of them at once too!!
krawrz4u 0
It's about time
teyyoshi 19
you win!
jDCrackpot 7
Mother in law, rearranged, spells 'woman Hitler' and from that comment I can only suggest that if you're ever unfortunate enough to stay at her house, you avoid the shower.
Climaxx 11
Somebody bought that up in the last Mother-in-law FML :L
Shrike 24
Argh, someone always uses this cliche on any mother in law post. Usually at least a dozen people trying to sound original. It's the most annoying cliche on them.
iamesauce 4
Argh, someone pointing out a cliche using "argh". Usually at least a dozen people try to be a dick when someone says something vaguely amusing. It's the most annoying form of douchebaggery from them.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Someone pointing out a cliché is a cliché itself. I'm looking at you, iamesauce..
THE_A_TEEN 28
Someone pointing out a cliché is a cliché itself. I'm looking at you, iamesauce..
iamesauce 4
What about pointing out that I'm pointing out someone pointing out a cliche while simultaneously double posting? I'm looking at you, A_TEEN...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Repeating said cliché and escalating a meme/comment/repetition comment war is a cliché itself, iamsauce.
iamesauce 4
...at least I know what a meme is. PS: The correct term is "being a dick".
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's really hard to not know what a meme is! Being on the internet exposes you to various meme's, like for example "pingas", "forever alone", "cool story bro", "umad", and the most annoying: "ARROW TO THE KNEE". You implying that I don't know what a meme is leaves me in awe...
iamesauce 4
...I didn't need to imply you didn't know what a meme was, your previous comment did that just fine.
Chad_the_Brony 0
Whoever thinks the arrow in the knee jokes are annoying, obviously isn't either a gamer or has a shitty sense of humour. Now thumb me down because I'm right.
girl112891 7
I've never heard this one, so I'm cool.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I am a gamer, and skyrim's "arrow to the knee" meme HAVE BEEN OVERUSED TO THE POINT IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!! I'm just suprised that the people thinking it's funny are still around, but then again we wouldn't have it's infamous status as an annoying meme...
idiothater1 4
You lot should try this thing called FRESH AIR...
THE_A_TEEN 28
The joy of a Mobile phone (and speaking like a brit, even though i'm not :) ) is that I can be anywhere and be on FML.
jDCrackpot 7
Oh no. I said something that someone else has said before. Well, that's my life over.
CH723 0
I never knew people could get so moody on the interwebz.
anzie_fml 9
120- welcome to the Internet.
sbharani96 4
I used to be funny but then I took an arrow to the knee.
cr3ativity 15
Combo breaker!
lantern 6
Repost
hateevryone 15
did you tell your fiance about that psycho?
iamesauce 4
I'm sure her fiance has no idea about that psycho, because he popped out of her ****** and most likely lived with her for eighteen years.
leogirl95 12
Could've had a C-section...and he could've ran away as a child...
KeyboardWarrior 10
But if he was a run-away for 17+ years he'd most likely not be in contact with said psychopath, therefore OP wouldn't have met her and this little conversation would never have happened.
Tori2448 5
That's not even possible
MrStongray 2
Oh don't you hate it when they do that?
tdotk1d 6
YDI for starting a "heating argument on Facebook". Smh, be the adult.
TheNewGuy03 29
You should try reading the FML properly. It's the adult thing to do. |the kid|
OhHushDear 11
She didn't start it. Duh. The mother-in-law did, by "shit-talking" OP.
zebrapattern 6
yeah, and she kept it going. Facebook is getting more and more for prepubescent boys and girls each day.
chili10 18
It doesn't matter who started it. The cool thing about Facebook is that you can log out and not have to read the mother in law's shit talking.
KnucklesDeep 5
You should have fired back with a vow to never let the bitch see any of her future grandchildren.
iamesauce 4
FACEBOOK: Bringing families together since 2004.
A100893 30
Restraining order? Send her to the nuthouse? Act more crazy than she does and make her fear leaving her house?
DocBastard 40
Fortunately you're marrying her son, not her. Tell her exactly where to go and how she can get there, and then go **** your lovely bride-to-be silly.
Mirorbo 27
Well, darling, you know what they say: When you marry someone, you marry their family as well.
OhHushDear 11
Lol the son is a bride-to-be now??
Mirorbo 27
HE CAN DREAM!! Don't ruin this for him!!
ladyLALAA 29
OP is a woman, just sayin'.
DocBastard 40
Mirorbo, fortunately that's one of those sayings that just isn't true. My wife doesn't get along great with my mother, and hers drives me bonkers. We've basically agreed that both our mothers are completely insane, and we try to avoid them both as much as possible.
taradeborde87 3
#19, when you marry someone, you do not marry their family. You are supposed to be an adult, get married and leave your family to start a new one. Mother-in-laws, however, seem to have a hard time accepting this. Not saying you never see them again, but once you're married your wife is your family.
taradeborde87 3
Mirorbo, I don't recall ever seeing a wedding where the preacher asks "Do you take this man, his mother, father, sister and brother to be your lawfully wedded..family?" So yeah, don't think your logic is correct here. But if that's how you think, heaven help your daughter-in-law! :)
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho, oh, how witty, taking a saying absolutely literally. You're a riot, darling!~
taradeborde87 3
You're the one who said it, *darling*, I'm merely the one who pointed out how stupid it was. Sorry that you don't like someone expanding on exactly what you said! :)
Almighty_Chris97 6
67 - what exactly is a daughter in law?
krawrz4u 0
Where's orre?
taradeborde87 3
#100, it would be your son's wife... Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, son-in-law, and so on! :)