Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Who knows, she may actually give you some good advice and help you through your issues. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean she can't help you.
jayceejaco 15
Talk about awkward..
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jayceejaco 15
Talk about awkward..
LMFAOwned 9
Nah, it'll make a great ice breaker.
NeatNit 33
yeah, awkward... awkward that you set your phone up to do this. YDI, big time. Next time maybe don't make your phone sync literally everything with your entire family!
AlwayzCelly 13
Talk about horrifying*
webbface 25
You literally agreed to have your phone do this. You kinda deserve it. But hey, maybe she will give you some good tips and advice ;) not all parents are bad!
EsotericBrent 29
55 - it's a super tricky feature to use; I've accidentally synced two phones with completely different user ID's before with no idea how (as a comp sci student, if that means anything). Really unlucky for OP
webbface 25
I don't know #70, I only know he agreed to it because I myself have an iPhone. Sucks for him but people really need to read before just pressing the allow button to everything.
teddy4nyy 13
That'll make for an awkward conversation...
PterodactylMan 23
Maybe if you don't talk it will be fine
Welshite 40
Who knows, she may actually give you some good advice and help you through your issues. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean she can't help you.
DocBastard 40
Mothers...helpful? Ha! Since when? Don't you know that the only truly helpful people are therapists and the ones who write prescriptions for those little happy pills?
Welshite 40
You weren't exactly helpful, Doc. All I wanted was that one little prescription, but you wouldn't give it to me. I had to grab a few in the back of an alley from some rather unsavory characters.
badluckross 21
Don't mention what you had to do for those pills either!
ironichalibut 24
26- You should've grabbed a prescription pad while he was counting all his money. So Doc, when you sign your name is it just "DocBastard", or is it, "Doctor Bastard"? Just wondering, no questionable reasons at all..
TheModernPatriot 14
Yep, that's what experience is for.
noobsatin 19
at least there will be something to talk about at the dinner table instead of the regular.
adam3650 12
Wait.... that's not regular dinner conversation?
ApollosMyth 22
Hmm.. No wonder no one wants to eat dinner with me anymore.
Smoldering 15
There should be some interesting conversations between you guys. Laugh it off Op. :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Apple is the best :3 Give her an extra glassful!
Uramonkey 11
iCloud and iMessages: The hardest to use features on an iPhone without complete embarrassment according to FML
SmittyJA24 26
Here's hope to the anonymous OP being female.
sexygirl25 3
You young people are suppose to be so tech smart. Lesson learned: only divulge personal info face to face.
thatnucca 36
Bout to be one tasty ass meal... Is trout on the menu?
euphoricness 28
I don't understand.
Uramonkey 11
I believe 11 is saying something about OP eating out his own mom. Either way that's just ****** up.
jjander69 11
Maybe she will help you, just let her talk about it. It will all play out like it is supposed to.