Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Who knows, she may actually give you some good advice and help you through your issues. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean she can't help you.
jayceejaco 15
Talk about awkward..
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Comments (74)
shadow2903 11
Mama knows best?
TheLittleBear 19
Everyone has issues in the bedroom once in a while. She might even have some advice to give.
andits 21
You could always send out another text saying "Everything good now". But talk about awkward! Gotta wait for the dreaded conversation now.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Do you not check the name?
tranced_ 45
get a new phone?
TheLittleBear 19
I'm curious now...didn't your mother ever reply to say you'd text her and not your best friend? Or didn't you wonder why your friend never replied?
BobbieH 19
Messages don't get copied to a different address with iMessage, you had to use the wrong contact or number. Also iMessages are blue instead of green for texts. You should have noticed who you were sending messages too. There is no way this isn't your fault for being inept. YDI!
Ins0mau 20
She probably uses the same Apple ID as her mum. (Which is stupid by the way).
Octjrdl13 4
akward
Obey_StudBoii 23
This is why I won't get an iPhone.
Ins0mau 20
That can only happen if you're completely useless with technology and use the one Apple ID for multiple users. Apple phones don't normally share your messages.
hollywoodt1ts 15
Holy shit. FYL, OP. I hope mother isn't quite the alcoholic cuz she'll end up spilling your beans really quick. Good luck. If I were you, I'd just have multiple bottles of wine for dinner, get hammered, sit back and watch the show.