Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
HairyPunisher 27
Screwouvenir!
jayceejaco 15
Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear
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Comments (98)
HairyPunisher 27
Screwouvenir!
cmayer 20
Nothing can happen today that will be better than learning this word.
webbface 25
Lmao how do you forget your panties? Haha
hemz_fml 13
Damn marley
cryssycakesx3 23
at least they were hers.
jayceejaco 15
Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear
RollingCakes 21
But it provides such a gentle breeze!
zen1979 16
I always wonder why it's so easy to forget something like underwear. "... Hmm, I feel like I'm missing something...Phone? Purse? Lipstick? Nope got it all. Oh well. "
Epikouros 32
Most people put on clean underwear in the morning, so it's easy to forget yesterday's underwear that you threw off in the heat of the moment. I've been there. Luckily, no parents were involved, and it was a good excuse to have another date.
Zimmington 21
I know a few girls that don't wear undies on a regular basis so forgetting them could feel natural
nurchok 15
38, when one goes to bf for a sleepover, I wouldn't expect her to bring a clean set of underwear with her. 39, if she doesn't wear undies on regular basis, why would she wear them on the way there? And if she did, how could she forget?
nurchok 15
13, I like your comment, but personally, I prefer girls that wash their junk rather than venting it :)
addioty 19
53, you are a sick little ****.
RickSaissore 6
well put 82, and 53 WTF man
noobsatin 19
good dog. that's a good dog.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Well trained is he. Well trained.
rg350dx 29
It must've been a Rat terrier.
patrickalamo 48
Sit ubu sit good boy.
jayray313 21
How exactly does one unknowingly leave underwear behind?
NSN82 13
I'm sure she brought another pair of underwear. The ones she wore when she got there and the clean ones she put on the next day. She probably thought she took the dirty ones home.
Juneyah1017 9
Or she just brought one, got it In with her bf, then left the panties thinking she wore them.
hcollins1 18
How do you unknowingly bring one pair of underwear then think you're wearing them when you leave? It feels quite different when you're not wearing them unless you're used to going commando!
Queensland 27
You must be fun at parties.
LMFAOwned 9
Now you see, the mother clearly trained the dog. I don't know who's smarter, the dog or the mom.
Matrix159 13
Just walking around commando... Wondering oh where oh where my underwear is. Lol
Welshite 40
I actually kind of agree with #4. I don't approve of children/teens sneaking behind their parents back. It just invites problems like unwanted pregnancies if the teens don't have access to birth control, or are not fully aware of safe sex practices. I'd rather my children approach me so that I can provide them with a bit of safety if they need it.
peacheso 31
Where in this post does it say OP is a teen??
jjander69 11
Busted!!!