Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
RabenSchwartz 3
stacys mom....
FYLDeep 26
Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...
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Comments (85)
Hgielad_720 0
:)
Hgielad_720 0
what a creep! haha
FYLDeep 26
Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...
Hgielad_720 0
Oh wow. Lol. I would normally be mad, but that was pretty funny :)
IphonFML 6
romanticly creepy?
_TONGAN_ 5
Wow this is "Bad Romance"...
Krajjan 9
Take it as a compliment. You've got a MILF and a friend that'll do about anything for you to put in a good word. If he becomes your new dad, no more curfew. Takes teamwork to live the dream, man.
person4 1
are you alex gaskarth and is your best friend Jack barakat...? lol
RabenSchwartz 3
stacys mom....
nycy 0
has got it going on
RabenSchwartz 3
and I've waited for so long
ChrisSG 0
so Stacy can't you see
FFML_314 12
you're just not the......one for me?
DaphneLovesDerby 2
Stacy can't you see you're just not good for me. #10 you fail loool jk :) <3
WYK_fml 0
You're just not the girl for me* ^^
fritz2 0
I like to move it move it
dingdong666 0
never gonna give you up
ChrisSG 0
baby baby baby oh!~
changetheworld 0
this guy just made it the worst. ^^
Ohnocurly 0
And that's the "bestest" comment of them all!!
gggfrt 0
SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE!
seanders 10
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
J1bbl3 3
google it brah
Lucidium 0
Lmao, FML favourited just for that comment string.
PulseEffects 0
when your......climbing up a ladder and u feel something splatter.......oh wait I'm getting off subject here D:
wanda4u2 2
LMAO!! this is the funniest non continual chain of comments I have ever seen.
yosho123 0
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (After school) We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (Hang by the pool) Did your mom get back from her business trip, (Business trip) Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip, (Give me the slip) You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, I'm all grown up now, Baby can't you see. [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on. Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn, (Mowed your lawn) Your mom came out with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on, (Towel on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared, (Way she stared) And the way she said, "You missed a spot over ther-re-re-re-ree," (Spot over there) [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/stacys-mom-lyrics-fountains-of-wayne.html ] And I know that you think it's just a fantasy, But since your dad walked out, Your mom could use a guy like me. [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. [Instrumental Section] [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. I'm in love with Stacy's Mom, Oh-oh, oh-oh, I'm in love with Stacy's Mom, Oh-oh, oh-oh, Wait a minute, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm really bummed no one added "I know it might be wrong" where it was oh-so appropriate. :[
FFML_314 12
I tried to combo break this thread, but they didn't care! LOL!
kingghidorah 10
I like the attempted rick roll as well.
raineydayes 0
So let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel!
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Chocolate Rain.... I had to say one popular song. :P
jakii_ 0
lol haiti lover and 26? talk about creepy
glambert1998 0
has fun
_TONGAN_ 5
wow #10 you suck...you screwed up the whole thing!!!!
PieInTheSky24 0
never gonna let you down
Hankjeter 0
never gonna run around
ggggiggity 0
So, you've got a MILF. I'm having a hard time seeing the FYL here. Your mom is hot, your kids will probably turn out great looking, as long as you don't marry Ugly Betty or something. Plus if your friend is really horny he'll be over. Maybe in a few minutes.
Illyssa_fml 4
Hahaha!! That's terrible!
Tikwichka 5
Ah, it's not that bad... I had a friend who fancied my mum. I was about 15 at the time I think. Almost everything he said related to how hot my mum was. I just found it hilarious, I certainly wasn't offended or upset.
RedPillSucks 33
Wouldn't you rather the person be interested in you? "Your mom is hawt" are the 4 dreaded words that no teenager wants to hear.
Tikwichka 5
Nah, it didn't bother me. He wasn't my type. Besides I was told the old saying that if a guy wants to know what his girlfriend looks like in 20 years, just look at the mother. :-)
JNaftel 0
I wanna meet your mom;)
foxhoundd 0
me too
robotiick 12
me 3
Cookie4U 0
doin your mom....?
FYLDeep 26
He's probably not even really friends with you. He's just been using you to get to your mother.
hnz 13
and your best friend still write love letters..
haitilover 0
creepy
sxldv8 0
hey how u doing sexy
guitarguy1133 0
u deserve it for havin a hot mom