Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Who knows, she may actually give you some good advice and help you through your issues. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean she can't help you.
jayceejaco 15
Talk about awkward..
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Comments (74)
joopjoop 19
it couldnt have been that horrifying if shes still planning on coming over :)
abekj52 9
Maybe she will test out theories with you.
KVKdragon 26
This is why people should have their own apple IDs for iOS devices, instead of sharing one apple ID for an entire family. So much trouble can be avoided by doing this one simple thing -_-
thewife5 19
You may want to adjust your setting or just turn iCloud off... Have a great dinner
stitesy29 18
**** iMessage
MartiOan 8
As arkward as it might seem - she might have more experience and be able to give better advice than your peers.
rastaams457 6
Maybe she'll hav some good advice. If not….....awkward
superman3212 8
hah
crzycookie 7
wrong post
SuperDanielNL 23
How the hell does that happen?