My legacy
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
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poopface82 25
Resolve the one who got away or end things with your girlfriend. Do the first thing.
incognitomiso 13
if you and your gf agreed not to have kids without knowing about the name then it sounds like you didn't want a kid to begin with. the fact that you added the part about you not wanting kids tells me you now want a baby just to get back at the one who got away.
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poopface82 25
Resolve the one who got away or end things with your girlfriend. Do the first thing.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
I'm hoping the current GF see this, and sees the light accordingly
incognitomiso 13
if you and your gf agreed not to have kids without knowing about the name then it sounds like you didn't want a kid to begin with. the fact that you added the part about you not wanting kids tells me you now want a baby just to get back at the one who got away.
Anderling 33
Did she really name it after you, or did she give it a name she liked that you happened to share? Furthermore, you can’t compromise on having a baby. If you don’t want kids then this shouldn’t change anything; if you do want kids after all and your girlfriend didn’t, she probably isn’t the right one for you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Don't make any life-changing decisions until you have thought it through properly
juggalo2 22
So you're regretting leaving behind the life you think you could have had. You're the one who made these choices. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
You decided not to have kids, that sounds like a great decision, because if you want one just to get back at your ex, that's a very bad reason. How do you know she named the baby after you? It may be that the only thing that attracted her to you was your name, that she'd always kept in mind as a name for her baby. I mean, I chose my daughter's name when I was 15, a full ten years before I even met her father.