Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
StormGirl142 24
You know, there is a really simple solution to your problem: shave!
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
If you don't shave then AT LEAST wax
lalablabla100 6
Waxing is painfull!!!!!!
womanjesus 0
And you call yourself a woman .... tsk tsk
jannie22 0
that's just rude
breadfuck 0
she's being funny, dweeb -_-
xxlauruh 0
it wasn't funny.
xcarxcrashx 9
so shaving your legs is what defines you as a woman? your disgusting.
stilettex33 5
Ignorant. What a ridiculous thing to say. Why should woman have to please men by shaving themselves, it's not unhealthy nor hygienic. We were given hair on our legs for a reason.
misstamz 0
Shave those legs wookie!
heyhihello95 12
well if you felt the need to tell us this through an FML, what not just fix the problem?
KatrinaKitten 16
Don't expose your legs unless they're shaved.
Bekll 31
I exposed mine at a pool and they're unshaven.
Garytt 0
dop people ask why you are swimming with pants on?
xcarxcrashx 9
shut up miley
PrinzMetal6 0
ydi for not shaving your legs idiot
thebloodygrinch 0
Rruuaouhauuamaaouoio
KatrinaKitten 16
It's a blend of Hawaiian and Germanic-Anglo Dinosaur- But the mods will consider it spam.
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
I think he was poorly replicating a wookie..? Or so I would hope.
ILoveEggnog 7
Boners, this is the first and probably only time I've eve given you a thumbs down.
hellogoodbye1996 6
is the word replicating or imitating?
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Truly depends if they too -- the commenter -- are trying to appear as a wookie I suppose.
hellogoodbye1996 6
well 56 if they were trying to look/act like a wookie wouldn't that be impersonating? and replicating is like making a copy/replica of a wookie.
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Correction 209, replicate can also mean to "imitate." All in all he himself could be the "replica" of the wookie.
hellogoodbye1996 6
ah okay 233. I didnt know that.
MaryPoppins88 14
umm why did you stop shaving your legs..lol
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Why would you stop shaving? YDI for not giving an adequate excuse to not shaving your legs in this FML.
xcarxcrashx 9
she doesn't need an excuse. she not like you who is too insecure and has to shave his chest. if that's even you.
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Haha, 1. Yes that is me; and 2. The funny part is I do have hair on my chest in this picture. My chest hair isn't that long and hardly appears in B&W photos. Thanks please come again.
xxlauruh 0
that is not him. seen that pic before. thank YOU douche.