Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Top comments
godlybacon 5
Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!
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Comments (126)
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!
Pentium_4 27
electric fences always aim for the nuts, just like lemon juice always aims for the eyes
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe it's one of those mysteries of life.
InstantRanbowMix 0
What were you looking at?
vintagemeow 6
Maybe your little fellas will benefit? Electric eels get shit done.
thiscrazything 1
Serves roasted nuts.
desireev 18
You should probably quit staring at Bessie the Heffer! Yeah.. She caught on a loooonnng time ago! Payback is a bitch, huh?! Jk! :)
DKParth13 5
No.
MetalxSoldier 26
I thought it was funny... I actually burst out laughing. :)
dhooks111490 8
He didn't want to tell us that it was Bessie's lover who "helped him lean his nuts" onto that fence. Lol
mitchiemoto 7
Only us people who are from farming communities can understand and laugh at your comment. Them city slickers probably have no idea what a Hieffer is.
desireev 18
85- Exactly! The only thing I could think of was some creeper leaning over a fence staring at ol' Bessie! I'm from the country though.. Lol I found it quite humorous..
Awes0meperson 10
Creeper? Thatsss a nicce houssse you got there
lol_ironic_life 9
You must have large snowglobes down there for them to hang so far forward when you lean on something. 0_0
Torva_fml 16
I don't own any snowglobes, but yes... I have big testicles, if that's what you're trying to say.
Inheritance 10
49 is the FML poster?^^
chimocho 8
It does say 'lean over' not 'lean on'.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
55 are you dumb?
godlybacon 5
Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.
cookie_3008 4
...wire* ;)
alexup24 13
terrifying imagery...
silentblack 0
Hahaha
Jazzyman9182 0
Doesnt matter had sex... With an electric fence
Jazzyman9182 0
Ouch
Doxy 22
There's a fetish for everything
desireev 18
For the 2nd time tonight... High-five.. In the face.. With a chair.. CURSE YOU, LONELY ISLAND!
honeybuncher 3
Shuddup.
thiscrazything 1
24, please do us all a favor and change your profile picture.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Mmmm... Toasty!
Platfoot 0
good, i noticed that you're very good at reading and copying the first comments
xxblmpknxx 10
Hers is different.. there isn't an 'h'. So that makes her unique!
Mama_Umbridge 8
I'll make sure to keep your nuts updated next time
missamerica95 0
That must have been pretty shocking! Next time someone should warn you about that.
I_Punch_Babies 7
How is it that your nuts were the first thing to touch the fence? o.O
stormchaser24 24
Thinking the same thing. He is leaning on the fence the fence then his nuts get shocked?
False_Stupidity 42
Not all of an electric fence is electrified, just a couple of wires, one obviously at nut level...