Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
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Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife gave me the green light to have sex with other women. She beat the cancer, but sex for her is now painful and she wasn't really interested in sex the last 10 years anyway. So why does my life suck? Because I don't want sex with anyone else. Now she's mad at me for making her feel guilty. FML
Today, my wife served me with divorce papers that included an accusation that I haven’t given her a decent orgasm since 1996. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
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Justkidding100 41
it may not be as cruel as you think, if your sex drives are really incompatible she's really just saying she trusts you enough to go meet your needs and come home to her. If it hurts your feelings you can tell her that too and ask her to make more of an effort
Doom_Kitty 14
Did you ever had a talk about why she doesn't want sex anymore? I mean... that's the point where i would start. A lot of relationships evolve like that after some time or certain circumstances. Be more interested in how she feels and not what she does or does not.
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Justkidding100 41
it may not be as cruel as you think, if your sex drives are really incompatible she's really just saying she trusts you enough to go meet your needs and come home to her. If it hurts your feelings you can tell her that too and ask her to make more of an effort
Doom_Kitty 14
Did you ever had a talk about why she doesn't want sex anymore? I mean... that's the point where i would start. A lot of relationships evolve like that after some time or certain circumstances. Be more interested in how she feels and not what she does or does not.
RichardPencil 32
You want to make some divorce lawyers rich? If you have her permission, make use of it instead of wasting time and money with court proceedings.
core01 30
Most married women would suddenly get 7 more free hours a week to do whatever they wanted for themselves by simply divorcing their husbands. If this is your wife too, then start by not being 7 additional hours of work for her.
A_F25 3
find out why, I lose interest if I'm stressed and tired and I feel my partner isn't pulling his weight and helping enough