Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Top comments
jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
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Comments (75)
jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
mz135 12
Aw I'm sorry OP. He's an asshole! Dump him on his douchebag ass!
Dallasluver19 14
What a ******.
Davids9199 14
Ex-boyfriend perhaps?
LittleBells 17
Yeah, I REALLY hope you dumped his ass, or at least talked it out, because he owes you an explanation. BIG TIME
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
Earths_Venus 25
Well, an ugly face can be fixed. An ugly personality can't be. Time for a new boyfriend.
sassypenguinxox 15
Ugly personalities can b fixed, it is up to the individual himself 2 wanna make that change. As 4 looks, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Ppl have diff preferences, but until he changes his act, she does not need 2 b around that type of negativity
Earths_Venus 25
I could eat scrabble tiles and poop out a more grammatically correct argument than that.
Meggston 17
I know. And it upsets me. She had a really good point, that was too annoying to read.
RenoTheRhino 30
Lie to him and say that you're pregnant. Scare him and then dump him.
Abdulis2cool 9
Never play with being pregnant.
BossMindedFemale 20
If he's being an asshole like that, she can play with whatever she wants.
Kuro_Kamen 12
I'd play that card if I was female under these circumstances
RenoTheRhino 30
48, she can play with someone else's dick if she wants.
DanShowsNoMercy 13
At least you know you can sell pictures of your face for that purpose when you're in need of cash.
RenoTheRhino 30
What purpose is that? That she's ugly, according to her boyfriend? There are a lot of ugly people, so how would she get cash from that?
belljars 22
Huge dick attitude to compensate for his tiny penis
dudeman1212 22
Condoms work 97% of the time Ugliness works 100%
Mauskau 36
That's a lie, there are so many hideous people with children.
mustang_92 9
Uhm... have you SEEN Honey Boo-boo's mom? Seriously, someone tapped that troll.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
And boyfriend of the week goes to...
Journiexo 18
More like douchebag of the week xc
luverofakatsuki 16
you mean ex boyfriend now