Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

Welcome to the world

Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML

Souvenir

Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

Name thievery

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML