Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, like any other day, I look just like Kim Jung-un. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
If your biggest problem is your president eating pizza somewhat weirdly, I’d say you have a great life.
maeh_fml 6
Well I had to see and, unfortunately, hear the dimwit that was your last president everywhere for well over 4 years and I'm not even American, so tough break, sweetheart.
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Comments (11)
Anderling 33
I don’t know where you’re going on the internet but I literally have no idea what you’re even talking about.
Michael Sawyer 11
it is over compensation because his guy is asking despots to "find dirt" on H.B.
wysegirl 24
the president showed up and asked some military members what they were eating and then started helping himself to the pizza is what I was told. don't know I try to avoid the news anymore. Everyone hates each other and no one wants to help others.
Sinshine 28
If your biggest problem is your president eating pizza somewhat weirdly, I’d say you have a great life.
JasonThorn 23
Well Trump stacks pizza slices on top of each other and eats them with a fork, so...if you want to be that petty, here you go.
maeh_fml 6
Well I had to see and, unfortunately, hear the dimwit that was your last president everywhere for well over 4 years and I'm not even American, so tough break, sweetheart.
slhiggx 17
You sound privileged.
slkeithh 14
You poor baby :(
RichardPencil 32
Truth Social and Newsmax isn't the whole Internet for most people. Most of the rest of us have moved on to current events. Maybe you ought to think about how your boy screwed over Ukraine in a failed blackmail plot.
poopface82 25
I guess you prefer the dumbshit who played golf all the time instead of meeting with soldiers, who, by the way, were also eating pizza. Pizza is the official food of getting shit done, and Biden does his damndest to do it. I don’t agree with a lot of his policies but I respect the man’s ethic.
benjamn 24
Ffs, they all have played a shit ton of golf. Look into it and come up with something better to nick them on. Shitty policies or something...
poopface82 25
See, under normal circumstances I would. Except Trump did it to ridiculous excess and ignored visiting the troops at times other Presidents gladly did so. So if Biden has a slice of pizza with troops who are also eating pizza, well, holding that against him is just bloody stupid. Even Dubya at least tried to take care of business, in case you think I’m just being a Dem homer. I just don’t like having a complete screwoff running my country.
bnapier 18
That ****** doesn't know where he is, record inflation, and worst economy. He's a pos that made millions from working in public office
Hangryko 32
Get over yourself, Karen.
Yudith 28
How? When I go to the Internet, I am submerged by news, ads, videos and jokes about Ukraine. Maybe we should swap.
nammavic1 12
FJB