Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Top comments
trulypar 34
Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!
Ms_ValS 27
In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!
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Comments (44)
Ms_ValS 27
In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!
jerbear91 18
OP probably said "how you doin?"
everythingelena 28
this comment made my day, thank you #1
CharlieKearney 23
That sounds..... really weird. I'm sorry OP!
Mochi_Hunter 7
Were you staring at his crotch the whole time? Or?
oiler 21
Yes, Op has a weird liking for the creepy ones. especially her sisters best friend
trulypar 34
Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!
zinoxity 23
I don't know what's weirder/creepier. The fact that they think that you're leading him on, or the fact that him and your sister discussed it. O.o
Cads1 24
Your dirty little tart!!!!!!! How day you say "hi".
PhoenixChick 26
I'm no Miss Manners, but I don't think etiquette demands that you apologize for not having sex with someone.
skippydoda 32
I think Miss Manners would disagree.
xx000o 27
#11, I think Miss Manners would disagree with you.
PhoenixChick 26
Oh. Well then, sorry I didn't have sex with you.
Kinglue 17
You should make her believe you are, just to piss her off for her ignorance.
A07 48
Was he staring at you from behind a pole when you said Hi?
sjewel 9
maybe it's your sister that's leading him on and he is just blaming you.