Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are you sure she's not just covering her bases for who the real father is?
Salti_Kiku229 8
Sorry to hear that bud but she needs explaining to do… that’s not you overreacting either but you have every right to worry and she just honestly a bitch
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure she's not just covering her bases for who the real father is?
Salti_Kiku229 8
Sorry to hear that bud but she needs explaining to do… that’s not you overreacting either but you have every right to worry and she just honestly a bitch
Venander 12
So, if she still brings him up, how were you unaware of his name? This seems like an issue you should have handled BEFORE your kid was born... and paperwork was filled out...
emmalou 19
Gaslighting 101