Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Top comments
TheChad12 2
does your son look like the ex boyfriend too?
CallMeHush 1
Maybe she wanted him to have his daddy's name.
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Comments (71)
cronin728 0
at least u can **** his mother
davek 36
Get a DNA test.
simoneog09 0
it might not be your son...lol
JDCH_99 10
I was in my 20s when it was revealed that I was not named after my father (despite the fact that we are both named James but he goes by Jim whereas I go by Jamie) but after my mother's high school boyfriend named Jamie. Not a big deal. Sometimes people just like the name.
manuelittaa 0
that doesn't really matter she's married to you
BlkOrdrAlchemist 3
Ron Weasley, is that you?
laurachiica15 0
is it atleast a cute name:)
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
maybe she named him after his dad...
poemqueen 15
Dude get over it! I'm going to name my son if i have one Andrew after my ex. I love the name and he's also 6 feet under. Did you ask her why she named the kid after the ex? If not your making a big deal over nothing. I agree with anyone that said she could have just like the name.
happy_dino 6
So? I'm going to do that! And if my husband is going to bitch about that like you, he'll be an ex real fast as well! haha(;