Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Top comments
smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Comments (267)
smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
22cute 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Since when does the father name the kids?
kasumirock 13
Beau Marie?
Sammiches 12
Alexis? (don't watch **** like that)
guyfawke 5
aurora snow?
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
rmeyer6 0
how about sunny leone?
murphdte 0
She's my fav too
guyfawke 5
just imagine OP's kid googling herself. that would be priceless.
CFB_FRS 27
What about Jordan Carver?
koolkong94 9
One, he's an idiot. Two, what did you name your daughter then?...wouldn't it sound kinda obvious to somebody who would then in turn point it out to you?
nitrogirl 0
this will make a great fml when she grows up
SarahStarzz 0
211 agreed lmao
Kurmen 0
Whats her name ?
rmeyer6 0
Innocence
4ugu4 7
Tanya Tate.
zeldagirl77 7
cinnamon
alex1022 11
Sasha....
Dandyboi 7
Mia
deliverypenguin 0
rofl this is hilarious
iKaite 0
Wow, real smooth. Nice catch, what does he name your dog after, his favourite **** director?
radiokillaaah 0
Is your daughters name Jenna? hahaha, sorry, but your husband's a jerk.
Asura09 0
jenna as in jenna haze yes?
miz_kamakazi 11
Jenna Jameson??
Simranbgg 4
As in Jenna Presley
manoverboard 0
What, like...Kandy Kane? That's a good **** star name.
the_boss_fml 0
that's pretty bad. sorry
88bellydancer 0
wow I hope her name wasnt too slutty or else Id say its your fault!
Goldenberry_fml 14
What would a slutty name be?
owencgray 10
Slutbutt McSluttypants would be a very slutty name.