Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
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Dirtysalamander1 13
what a rude bitch.
bobsanction 18
YDI for being a coward.
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Comments (10)
Dirtysalamander1 13
what a rude bitch.
bobsanction 18
YDI for being a coward.
alex_jaguara 33
I hope next time they ditch you the same way.
westoz 24
Grow up
lateralligator 12
so do you get off on cruelty or...?
Squeezy Jibs 2
if you lost interest, just tell him that. otherwise, he'll think he did something wrong when it was actually you being a coward.
DogeToTheMoon 4
I would have said “no sir my date is at that table I’m getting something out of the car”
Yummi_913 18
You're a grown adult. You should have enough respect and decency to just tell him you're gonna head home and you don't think you two are compatible. The only reason for sneaking off on a date-gone-sour is if you sense he's aggressive and going to lash out physically. But you were probably wanting him to still foot the bill or are too cowardly to just be direct. YDI.
ChipBoundary 9
Lash out physically in a public restaurant? Who does that?
Yummi_913 18
Yeah you'd think people would have the sense not to behave like that but unfortunately I've seen it happen tons of times. It's even happened to me.
wawa_sxm 15
women want independence but want a traditional man...pay half and tell him you not interested...have some self respect
Hempseed 27
Good on the server for calling out your shitty behaviour. Next time, be an adult and use your words.