Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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TheChad12 2
does your son look like the ex boyfriend too?
CallMeHush 1
Maybe she wanted him to have his daddy's name.
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Comments (71)
RedPillSucks 33
How old is your son? If he's under 3 or 4, get some DNA test. If he's older than 15, suck it up.
salaamdelroba 0
OP, that really sucks. Have a paternity test. It's probably not yours.
questionita11 0
that's why the man names the kids
EvilDave 13
OP, FYL and get a paternity test ASAP.
loski87 4
it's probably his kid too
scotts13 2
This actually isn't all that uncommon, if the truth be told. My son has the middle name of my wife's first husband; she liked the name. And an old girlfriend of mine gave her twins my first and middle names. No DNA testing needed in either case. An homage, really.
lydever91 0
I was named after my dad's ex...spelled differently so my mom didn't catch on/know about it
danielleeycakes 3
I might do that in the far future. but only because I've always really liked the name Jacob, not because of my ex though. I loved the name waaay before my exboyfriend Jacob came along.
T_X_P 2
You had a kid with this woman and didn't even know enough about her past to spot something as basic as a name??? Good job, Sherlock.
imac619 2
Sounds like my ex fiancee....Dude...wonder if you got the luck of marrying that basketcase..If so...HAA HA HA HA HA HA!