Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Anonymous
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Top comments
TheChad12 2
does your son look like the ex boyfriend too?
CallMeHush 1
Maybe she wanted him to have his daddy's name.
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Comments (71)
icuddy69 0
@43, bro don't worry she's just insecure all it is, so she tries to make people look foolish on the web. Totally fails at it tho, but ehh... Lol
fernandita91 0
25; OP is original poster
icuddy69 0
I know it is... What is your point?
Narchico 0
name the next kid after a different ex-boyfriend... one she hated!
icuddy69 0
@46, oh excuse me I'm sorry I thought that you were directing the meaning of op to me, I'm sorry read that wrong, I thought I was 25... Weird lol.
marinus_fml 20
You are 25 -.-
xxniteskie 1
Dood, there is a reply button there for a reason.
flawedgenius 6
My ex got married, and had a child and named him after me (well, his middle name) What's the big deal? personally I think its a high compliment.
8313girl 28
Compliment for you. Not so great for the biological dad.
xBIG_Dx 0
wow thats high key creepy af
xBIG_Dx 0
Dixie Normous
rave_noises 0
test
LFAM_fml 0
WIN