Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Doortje 30
Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?
thefallenoo 0
this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything
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Comments (127)
yesiyes 0
thanks for sharing!:D
MrBond007_fml 6
it "one blow from caving in" and "the light"
krazy_glu3 0
somebody was prolly over there killing her and she was screaming in pain trying to get your attention.. and you assumed she's having sex. then you go and turn ur music up to drown out her screams... how horrible would it be if she WAS dying an you thought she was just having awesome sex. that'd be a FML right there.. tsktsk
Faleni 4
HOT.
sinnikle 5
I was imagining this FML, when BEATS BY DR. DRE scrolled across my vision. This would make a cool ass commercial.
thebigblue 2
Get over it. Old people have sex. I hope you never get laid again.
evilcartman 0
i'll give her a pillow next time.
satanballs666 5
the jockey from Left 4 Dead 2
alexxss_fml 10
these walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound. -modest mouse
mustafa_fml 0
time to buy beats by dr dre pros! hahaha