Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter, and I work at a fish grill. FML
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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ZoZo17_fml 0
maybe it was...
alexg823 0
11 failed :/
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ZoZo17_fml 0
maybe it was...
princev 0
we need a detective cause something is fish..
The_Weirdo 10
Hmmmm, something fishy is going on here, but I can't quite put a finger on it.
alexg823 0
11 failed :/
JesusFishTaco 5
I know what she means. Sometimes fish can taste a bit too much like the sea if they're undercooked.
iluvhobos 5
"'Well I like fish just as long as it doesn't taste like fish' 'I've got some news for you...I don't think you like fish!'" -Jim Gaffigan
Idonebeenhad 17
unrelated - but are some fmls deleted shortly after being posted?
UnfOrg1ven 1
11 now that's a failure to the max.
garrettsgirl 0
I can relate to this person I just hate it when my fish taste like fish lmao haha
Tyler12108 0
No detective needed, grandma was just trollin
DKParth13 5
Old people these days!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Did she say her parmesan was too cheesy?
chewbaccaateme 0
fish usually ends up tasting fishy, no matter how you cook if. miracle of nature. I really hope everyone gets Im being sarcastic..
swimchica22 0
fish are friends not food....
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
no the #'s are the numbered comment you are, so comment #2 could have been a reply to a comment posted by #1
sirbrainiac 2
drown it in tartar sauce
a_nutritionist 10
if "too fishy" is used to describe the smell, she may have been served fish that is too old to eat and should be binned. when it comes to fish, too fishy can be cause for concern, it means the fish is going off. that said, without further info, we cant be sure she wasnt just a stupid old bat. im gonna fencesit on this one.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
ummm well fhr it was too damn fishy!!!!
rawrlily 0
Wait'll she smells fresh pussy.
zendaddy0 0
sounds like a WHALE of a problem
docscientist 10
The real fml here is that op doesn't know that a strongly "fishy" tasting seafood isn't preferable and indicative of being spoiled. Grandma knows what she's talking about, op doesn't.
dudeitsdanny 10
52- Yes, sometimes FMLs are deleted after being posted if the FML is deemed fake or such. OP- I once heard an old woman say her ice cream was too cold.. Old people are awesome.
taytay6510 6
that's what he said ... ;)
iSitt 0
I hate fishy fish
DKParth13 5
I like turtles !!!
weewee1 0
maybe she smelled herself...
chili10 18
174, whales are mammals, not fish...
ZingDooper 0
it's a bad pun when you have to capitalize is to point out it's there.
chili10 18
It's also a bad pun when your playful use of words is irrelevant to the situation.
fatguy805 0
I suggest you never take her out for sushi :D haha jus sayin :)
Iskaria 0
Exactly what 170 said. That distinctive 'fishiness' is bacteria, it could mean the fish was old, bad, or not stored correctly... or, old bitches be crazy ;D
xGraycloud 4
244, whales...? what about them *in this FML*?
brunettegurly 0
I thought of that right after I read this FML. Jim gaffigan and Dane cook are awesome..
amandajlucas2015 2
Fish isn't supposed to taste like raw fish it's supposed to taste like food.. There is such a thing as fish bein too fishy
hiyourcute 0
Well, what was she expecting?
bennetts211 2
******.
volley4eva1698 0
fish aren't supposed to taste fishy pshhht
eminemchick 19
12 but ****** smells fishy too..
bennetts211 2
Exactly.
bennetts211 2
And, Shrike, I do not remember bragging at all. My poke was meant to be a joke.
bennetts211 2
post* (damn you, autocorrect)
urdirtyolduncle 15
I don't know, 36. I liked your comment better with the kinky auto correct. ^ _ -
bennetts211 2
Kinky? I found it poetic. You know, poke, joke. Just kidding... sort of. Hahaha
eminemchick 19
47 i swear on eminems life that im a girl. and thats saying something.
stall2dude911 2
thats really not saying anything
eminemchick 19
yeah it is...its ******* EMINEM!!:D
Saltime 0
109 - Most of us might have cared 4 years ago.
eminemchick 19
119- his music is still epic, u heard A Kiss?
fadingfaith 4
Well, she should have ordered tuna instead.
xxlauruh 0
epic it is not.
crymore007 11
Screw rap. metal foREVer. A7x, BFMV, Metallica. Metal FTW! I'll say it the way eminem would. "Metal bands are better than me, without a doubt undoubtabley" hey look I'm a rapper too now.
bennetts211 2
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. However, I found your comment redundant and confusing. "Screw rap... hey look I'm a rapper too now."
eminemchick 19
142 i wouldnt say ur a rapper, especially cuz u took half of ur sentence from "not afraid" :P idk y but i dont like not afraid, or love da way u lie. everything else, amazing!!:)
a_nutritionist 10
the sad thing is theres way too many comments like the one from #2 who dont understand how a fish can be too fishy.
huntermc7 0
I pesonally do not care for rap; however, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. 142, I have to say, though, your comment was pointless (and redundant and confusing). You're one of those people that makes me NOT want to listen to metal.
iownyou777 0
metal fans are becoming more and more douchey lately...
Commander223 9
Agreed ^
xxlauruh 0
when were metal fans not douchey? I must have slept through that brief piece of history.
wondabitch 0
hey eminemchick, I absolutely love eminem and would love to get some tips on writing raps! :p
eminemchick 19
ok 241 but u gotta contact me lol and your picture is ******* amazing!! *zoom in*
a_nutritionist 10
@28 actually, some people just have a stronger odour than others. the only way to know for sure that these are kids are the fact that they made those statements in the first place. adults are beyond that shit. virgins or not, they dont have the life experience to know what theyre talking about.
The_Moustache 6
241, 243- Was Eminem's reaction to Lady Gaga REALLY that funny?
NoodleBurger 0
bet anything you're a nerd who's got it maybe ONCE. bragging rights don't apply to you, bro.
smurfsarwales 9
xxlaurah, ate you trying to sound like today for a reason, or just for attention? because it's really not necessary and it's really overused. your comment was unoriginal, pointless and annoying.
bennetts211 2
it just seems as though [many, not all] fans of metal hate on music that is not metal. Many of them also think they're more edgy, or more "hard core" than most people, because of what they listen to.
eminemchick 19
248, i thought i was the only one with that dp, and it was relatively funny when i saw it so i put it up.u know pictures dont have to be hilarious
LolMoqz 10
Metal is awesome, but don't talk shit about what others listen to. respect.
wondabitch 0
I'll contact you on pingchat k eminemchick? :p and yes, this pic is hilarious. lol
The_Moustache 6
I never said pictures had to be funny, but the fact that practically the same picture is on two people's profiles, and based on the fact that the picture was made for laughs, implies that it was put up to get more laughs.
eminemchick 19
275 again i had no clue her pic was even like mine. we kinda just met.lol
ciarafox9 9
something smells fishy here...
knights95 9
You can blame BP
Classic_PWN 1
I agree.BP is to blame!!!!
sheethapins 13
I blame Canada.
instnt1nfction 17
God blames you
Saltime 0
I blame what's in between your girlfriend's legs.
bennetts211 2
In Soviet Russia, fishy smells something! Oh, wait... that didn't work out too well.
rockindyl22 0
127 was a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
As the bitch would say: "blame it on the fat kid"
Waffl3z 8
and it isnt the fish.
BaconDave 12
Blame it on the booze, catcha feelin' loose...
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
grandma needs to wash her... never mind
spacemonkey420 0
Samir I thought I was first
gan4sula 2
awesome grandma
Trupe 3
I thought your dp was Buddha with a condom on his head.....
tamoodielovesmar 1
very picky grandma
comepoopwithme 0
derp
999pun999 0
your grandma's taste buds seem kind of fishy...
peacelovepugs 7
...funny...
seeinghourglass 0
Fish can be too fishy. It taste nasty when it is. This isn't even FML worthy.
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Fish can be too fishy. Cheese can be too cheesy. Chocolate can be too chocolaty. It's all preference :)
ATLforever7 6
Fish is disgusting.
some1azn 0
You're not going to live long if you don't eat fish. :)
nerdchic 5
sushi is amazing - anything else that deals with fish is nasty :D
gozar_fml 1
this comment does not make sense.
EMOELMO9000 0
?
ATLforever7 6
I don't know, I just can't eat fish. Every time I eat it I end up throwing up. My stomach just cant handle it. Hence why I say fish is disgusting.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
149- sushi is fish so if u hate 'other' fish y do u eat fish? I'm comfused here
BaconDave 12
Seafood is the SHIT! Shrimp, scallops, octopus(sy), almost as good as bacon n fried chicken!
alex6946 10
200- me too! D: whenever I try to eat fish I throw up, and sometimes even the smell makes me nauseous :( but I can handle crab&shrimp(:
kiaralove53 0
Grandmas can get away with anything...
Cryingraven 1
Mine stole two packs of gum and a water from 7/11 right in front of the cashier and still got away with it!!! {^_} being old has it's kicks I guess. haha
iAmScrubs 19
My grandma had to destroy all the horcruxes and defeat Lord Volde... He who must not be named.
realfigueroa 1
72 this
volley4eva1698 0
72 you're grandmas Harry potter too?!
JesusFishTaco 5
63-At first I read that at two packs of gun. lol
hjanelle14 2
lol